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GatorRaided Olympics

athlete, Athletics, banned substances, Competition, controversy, doped supplements, doping scandal, Endurance, Gatorade, GatorRaided, lawsuit, lawsuit settlement, legal action, Olympic spot, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, professional sports, Sponsorship, sports, sprinting, Teen sprinter, track and field

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	1497	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, u ever been sprinting so fast in minecraft that u feel like u could actually win an olympic medal? well, on this server, we make that dream a reality! but watch out, cuz gatorade might try to sabotage u with doped supplements like they did to that poor teen sprinter. join our server and show gatorade who’s boss by sprinting your way to victory! plus, we have epic build battles and the craziest parkour courses u’ve ever seen. come join us and leave gatorade in the dust!

SuperCraftMania

Alien, archetype, CAPE, Character, classic, comics, Dark, dc comics, Edgy, Hero, iconic, Justice, justice league, Krypton, man of steel, Powers, refreshingly different, SuperCraftMania, SuperHero, Superman, symbol, Truth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join our server where u can be the SUPERMAN of minecraft!! fly around like a boss and save the world from creepers and zombies!! u will feel so refreshingly different from all the other servers out there, u will never want to leave!! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u will gain super strength in real life too!! so what r u waiting for?? come be the hero u were meant to be!!

OddballCraft: Where Creativity Rules!

brain activity, brain function, brain function regulation, brain research, brain response, cognitive flexibility, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, creative individuals, creativity, IMPORTANCE, innovation, mental processing, neurology, neuroscience, oddball stimuli, OddballCraft, rules, study, surprising information, thinking patterns, unique thinking patterns

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Meteorites Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252

LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT server if u wanna unlock ur CREATIVE GENIUS! We gotz da wackiest, most OUTRAGEOUS builds u eva seen! Our players R so creative dey process da importance of surprising info differently, like dey got BRAIN DAMAGE but in a good way! Come join da FUN and let ur creativity FLOW like a RIVER of LAVA! U won’t find a server like dis ANYWHERE ELSE, cuz we’re one of a kind, just like YOU! So what u waitin for? JOIN NOW and let’s get WEIRD together!

The Underpants SMP: where we make your Minecraft dreams come wedgie!

abode, Character’s story, Community, Creationists, Custom Dungeons, dreams, Eternal Council, Gear, Hermitcraft-like, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Minecraft, plunder, Premium Client, Resourceworld, Roleplay, smp, Steampunk, Towers, Town Secretaries, Traits, Underpants, Vanilla, Wedgie

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	272	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Server Name	The UnderRealms
Overview	The Prophet invites you to The UnderRealms, promising you riches if you complete the acceptance process. Join us in the UnderRealms for The Garden \| Season 6, a steampunk-filled Realm with custom overworld dungeons and towers. Explore, survive, and build your own story in this unique server!
Links	Discord \| Dynmap \| Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to apply to join?	No, you only need to actively converse with the community to show your interest in joining.
What kind of server is The UnderRealms?	The UnderRealms is a survival server with custom overworld dungeons, towers, and a ResourceWorld for plunder.
Can I use mods on the server?	The server is Vanilla Java Premium client with custom traits and gear upgrades available.
How can I contribute to the server’s lore?	You can build your own character’s story, discover hidden secrets about different factions, and engage in roleplaying within the community.

CollabCraft Minecraft Server

audience engagement, begging, brand ambassadorship, brand reputation, CollabCraft, collaboration, collaboration request, Content Creation, Damage, fanbase, Girls, image, influencer, Interaction, Marketing, Minecraft, networking, online presence, Partnership, PRETEND, promotional opportunities, Server, social media

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with the funniest players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where only the coolest players can hang out. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to explore.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just remember, when you’re asking for collabs with the girls, pretend you’re not from our fanbase so you don’t damage our reputation – it’s all part of the fun!

ArgenKiller Minecraft Server

African national team, African teams, ArgenKiller, argentina, Competition, Defeat, Destroyed, DOMINANCE, football, goals, International, match, Minecraft, national pride, Players, Server, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, Tournament, triumph, Victory

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Dragon Eggs Found:	9196
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the torches in a mineshaft? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Argentina couldn’t resist destroying another African national team after playing on it. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one!

BroLawsWeddingMCServ

AITAH, BroLawsWeddingMCServ, brother-in-law, Budget, children, Disabilities, dream wedding, electrician, emergency fund, ENGAGEMENT, expensive taste, family, favouring, Health Insurance, Pump, refusing, selfish, spare $10 000, spend money, Type 1 diabetes, Wealthy, Wedding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ores Mined:	5460	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as a family feud over wedding funds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment when your partner’s brother and sister-in-law tried to guilt trip you into paying for their extravagant wedding.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the family drama and focus on building your dream world in peace. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure worth $10,000 to fund your own virtual wedding extravaganza.

So come on over and join the fun – because in this Minecraft server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

StepMamaCraft

blended family, child custody, child support, child’s belongings, child’s needs, child’s rights, co parenting, Communication, custody, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial expectations, financial responsibility, Jealousy, parenting, parenting roles, relationship boundaries, shared parenting, social media drama, step mother, StepMamaCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience for all players! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous demands just like in the real world!

Imagine a world where you have to pay $100 a night to feed and clothe your Minecraft character, just like in the story above! But don’t worry, we won’t actually make you pay real money – it’s all just for laughs and giggles.

Experience the thrill of dealing with crazy step-parents who accuse you of being a bad Minecraft player and refuse to take financial responsibility for your in-game items. Will you stand up for your virtual rights or let them walk all over you?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the insane world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual custody battle! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

absurd demises, absurd fatalities, bizarre accidents, bizarre demises, bizarre fatalities, BlockyBlunders, comical deaths, comical demises, dumb accidents, dumb ways to die, foolish passings, idiotic fatalities, ludicrous demises, Minecraft, ridiculous accidents, ridiculous deaths, senseless deaths, Server, strange fatalities, strange ways to die, stupidest death, unusual deaths, weird fatalities

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PixelFlirtz

bold approach, bold flirting, boundary pushing pick up line, cheeky pick up line, controversial pick up line, daring pick up line, dating humor, edgy flirting, edgy pick up line, effective pick up line, flirtation, flirtatious banter, humorous pick up line, PixelFlirtz, risque pick up line, rude pick up line, successful pick up line, unconventional flirting, unconventional pick up line, witty pick up line, Works

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world and making my pistons extend! Join our Minecraft server and see if you can handle the heat of our spicy pick up lines. We guarantee you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on our server. So come on, don’t be a creeper, join us and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!