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SavageSociety Minecraft Server

Behavior, civilized society, Country, culture, dysgenic, fat, grocery, grocery store, Minecraft, obesity, people, Population, public spaces, retards, SavageSociety, Server, shopping, societal issues, societal observations, societal trends, society, society norms, Store

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of living in a world full of fat dysgenic retards at the grocery store? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own civilization where only the most intelligent and sophisticated players roam. Say goodbye to the grocery store madness and hello to a world where you can truly thrive and conquer. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

GrizzlyCraft Minecraft Server

100-1000x, Anon, based dev, Bitmart Listing, bullish bear, Coin Catapult, daily reports, diamond handed community, GRIZZLER, GrizzlyCraft, Holders, long tail tag, Market Cap, Marketing, Minecraft, Planning, Rizz Bear, Server, solana, ticker, total supply, Transparent

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a based dev who has diamond hands and a community of over 372 holders! This dev even burned 11% of the total supply just for funsies.

We provide fully transparent daily reports on our server activities, which currently has a market cap of only 13K! But don’t let that fool you, big things are in the planning and our marketing is about to lift off like a rocket ship.

Join now before we hit the Bitmart Listing and watch your Minecraft experience go from 0 to 1000x in no time! The ticker is #GRIZZLER and you can find more information on our website, where we promise insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NobelCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, Belarus, Democracy, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Europe, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international community, Jail, Laureate, Medicine, Minecraft, Nobel Peace Prize, NobelCraft, political prisoner, protest, repression, sanctions, Server, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice and freedom just like this noble peace prize dude in belarus! we give out free virtual medicine to all our players so you can stay healthy and strong while you battle against the evil mobs and build your dream castle! who needs real medicine when you have virtual ones in minecraft, right? plus, our server has magical powers that can make you fly like a superhero and shoot fireballs out of your hands! so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure where you can save the world and become a virtual hero!

ArteryCraft: FiberOpticFrenzy

aneurysm treatment, arteries, artery visualization, ArteryCraft, brain clot treatment, cardiovascular health, catheterization, diagnostic tool, endovascular surgery, fiber-optic probe, FiberOpticFrenzy, healthcare innovation, intravascular imaging, medical advancements, Medical Devices, medical imaging, medical technology, minimally invasive, neurosurgery, snake-like probe, surgical instruments, vascular health

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like you’re going on a wild adventure inside your own body, man. we got this crazy “snake-like” probe that goes inside your arteries and helps treat aneurysms and brain clots. it’s like a mini doctor inside your game, dude.

join our server for the most insane medical treatments you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we promise you won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those arteries checked in the most epic way possible.

MineKroniiCraft Server

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, Council, cover, fanbase, hololive, memes, MineKroniiCraft, Music, NSFW, originalsong, Promise, Schedule, Server, streaming

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	7771	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Free Chat Room where you can chat with fellow players and make new friends. Plus, we have our very own original songs like “Daydream” and “Rise” that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a current schedule of events that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From playing Solar Ash to reading fanfiction, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, report any leaks or defamation against our beloved Kronii to Cover using the link provided. Kronii love, baby! Let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheFun

HarleyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

acting tough, American icons, badass vibes, biker lifestyle, chain smoking, cowboy attitude, cowboy hat, fearless attitude, Harley Davidson, HarleyCraft, iconic brands, leather jacket, macho image, Marlboro Man, Minecraft, Motorcycle culture, motorcycle gang, rebellious behavior, rugged individualism, Server, smoking cigarettes, tough guy persona, Ultimate, wild and free

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you ready to ride into the sunset like a true outlaw? Then saddle up and join our wild west-themed Minecraft server! Channel your inner Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man as you roam the rugged terrain, rounding up bandits and claiming your stake in the lawless land.

Join us for epic showdowns at high noon, where you can duel it out with other players for glory and gold. Want to show off your badassery? Hop on your trusty steed and race through the desert, leaving a trail of dust in your wake.

But beware, the wild west is not for the faint of heart. You’ll need to be quick on the draw and sharp with your aim if you want to survive. So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your spurs, and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Yeehaw!

FlexCraft Minecraft Server

Bodybuilder, Bodybuilding, check in photos, Coaching, Communication, Expectations, FITNESS, FlexCraft, gym, income, influencer, Minecraft, parenting, photography, relationship, responsibilities, Server, social media, Supplements, Support, Toddler, Tripod, work-life balance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	115	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support all types of dreams, even if it means becoming a professional bodybuilder influencer!

Join us for the most epic adventures and build your muscles while building your dream social media following. Need help taking photos for your check-ins? Sorry, we only support self-sufficient bodybuilders here!

With over 145k followers, our players are already social media stars in the making. And don’t worry, if you can’t figure out how to set up a simple tripod or photo light, we’ve got plenty of tutorials in-game to help you out.

So come join us on this wild ride to bodybuilding fame and social media stardom. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft influencer sensation!

BlockyBodz101

anatomy, BlockyBodz101, Boundaries, breast, child development, Communication, consent, correct body parts, education, Fatherhood, feminism, gender equality, Motherhood, Nipple, parenting, relationships, Respect, Safety, teaching toddlers, Understanding, vulva

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	217
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further than our server, where we encourage teaching toddlers all about body parts, including the infamous vulva! Join us for a wild ride filled with angry dads, feminist tiktoks, and a whole lot of inappropriate education. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure? Join now and let the vulva-teaching fun begin!

McGillCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, activism, campus, Conflict, controversy, current events, demonstration, Encampment, Eviction, Globe and Mail, Israel, McGill University, McGillCraft, Minecraft, Montreal, News, palestine, Police, Pro-palestinian, protest, Server, social justice, Students

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3393	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot!

our server is so lit that even the police tried to shut us down, but we just built a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian to keep them out! join us as we take on epic quests like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and dodging creepers left and right!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone!

HypersonicCraftGER

defense alliance, defense strategy, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, germany, global security, hypersonic weapons, HypersonicCraftGER, international relations, long-range strike missiles, military capabilities, military deployment, military presence, missile defense, missile deployment, missile technology, nato, strategic placement, transatlantic partnership, US

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that will blow your mind!

So, get this, the US is putting their long-range strike missiles in Germany, right? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server has long-range strike missiles too! But instead of blowing stuff up, we use them to launch pigs into space! That’s right, we have a pig space program where we send pigs to the moon for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency. You can trade with them for rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. But be careful, because there are evil zombie villagers guarding it who will try to steal your loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.