district9 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7720

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	3499	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Votes:	7803

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2104
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ores Mined:	5991
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	139

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

controversy, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, Exploitation, fraud, free publicity, gaming industry, Goodbye, Goodbye Volcano High, HIGH, indie game, latched on, legal issues, Manipulation, marketing strategy, Minecraft, momentum, public relations, scandal, sell his own game, Server, social media, viral marketing, volcano

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!