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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9045 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Votes: | 10000 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 328334 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.