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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9863 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! While other servers may have neglected the menfolk in their porn novel licensing endeavors, we have a tragic tale to tell. The once mighty Sol Press, purveyor of smut for the male gaze, has sadly met its demise. But fear not, for our server is here to pick up the mantle and provide all genders with the literary filth they desire.
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