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I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

BlockyBarfFest

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of witnessing gross things in public? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disgusting thing you’ll see is the epic battles between players and giant, snot-dripping zombies! Trust us, you’ll never look at a public restroom the same way again after experiencing the chaos and mayhem on our server. So come join us and leave the real world grossness behind!

TuapseCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Damage, damaged, drone attack, eastern europe, Energy Sector, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil Refinery, russia, Russian officials, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tuapse, TuapseCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind like a drone attack on russia’s tuapse oil refinery! we got crazy builds dat will make u go “whaaat?!” and pvp battles dat will leave u shaking in ur diamond boots.

come join us and be part of the madness as we conquer new lands and build the most insane creations u have ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun and excitement, den maybe u should go play with some sheep or somethin’.

so what are u waiting for?! join now and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least make it more chaotic and ridiculous.

CraftyRussianWarriors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7563
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we pay u $22,000 to fight in ukraine! yea u heard that right, we are so rich we just throw money at u to pvp in a virtual world. forget about real life wars, come join our virtual battlefield and get rich while doing it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find. our admins are all russian spies so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CapchaCraft – No Bots Allowed

Advanced technology, ai, Allowed, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, CapchaCraft, Captcha, computer science, Cyber Security, Data Protection, deep learning, Digital Innovation, future technology, human vs machine, machine learning, neural networks, robotics, SECURITY, tech predictions, Tech Trends, technological evolution, technology advancement

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	193105	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Votes:	7747	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it if u defeat the ender dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. yea, it’s that crazy.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. hop on and hold on tight, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride. oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs? yea, he’s a real blast.

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. join them and maybe u’ll become their leader. who knows?

so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by bob. then u might regret it a little.

CellCrafters: Outsmarting Normal Cells

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a battle between cancer cells and normal cells! The cancer cells be all sneaky and tryna be super fit to take over da body, while da normal cells be tryna fight back and keep things in check. It’s like a wild survival game where u gotta outsmart those cheating cancer cells and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where u can be part of the epic showdown between good and evil cells in da body! Let’s see if u got what it takes to save the day and kick some cancer butt!

Romandy

Adventure, Builder, Cities, citizen, CONTENT, Economy, Explorer, French, goals, home, Hunter, Map, Marriage, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Rich, Roleplay, Shop, Survival, Voting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2998
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Brand new Minecraft survival/economy server! Come and participate in the evolution of this new French server focused on economy, survival and adventure, discover a unique map where you can settle, and go on an expedition to a dedicated world renewed every week! Make a career out of it as an explorer, or choose to defend the city and your friends as a hunter. Become a builder and put your skills to use, or provide the necessary resources as a lumberjack or miner! Create cities, or move away from others, help each other, get married, get rich if you want. Become a citizen or higher by achieving goals, allowing you to unlock more content! ——- Server 1.20.6, plugins only including – not exhaustive: * Economie, shop * Home, RTP, .. * Map unique * Voting rewards * Ranks and progression * Jobs * Backpack Server in constant evolution!

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Dragonia Gaming

advanced features, classic elements, Custom Features, Dragonia Gaming, Earth, Economy, gaming experience, Minecraft, personalized, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, Unique

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Farms Harvested:	509	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Dive into a unique and personalized survival experience on Dragonia Gaming! Our server offers a perfect blend of classic Minecraft elements with advanced and custom features to provide an unrivaled gaming experience.

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IntrovertCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by normies and feeling like an outcast in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place where introverts reign supreme! Join us and leave behind the judgmental eyes of society as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being disliked or disrespected – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? And forget about trying to fit in with those so-called “friends” who only want things from you. Here, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate you for who you are, even if you’re just a blocky avatar.

So come on, embrace your inner introvert and join us on our server. Who needs real-life social skills when you can conquer virtual worlds with your fellow introverts? Let’s show those normies what they’re missing out on!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

America, Chaos, collapse, Corruption, Crisis, Decline, Democracy, Division, Downfall, Economy, fallen, Government, History, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, society, TURMOIL, uncertainty, united states, Unrest, YeehawCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	107
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where America has fallen…literally! Our server is set in a post-apocalyptic world where the entire country of America has crumbled into a giant pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom here!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant mutant squirrels, battle against zombie presidents, and explore hidden underground bunkers filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises).

Build your own fortress out of melted cheese (because why not?) and team up with other players to form alliances and conquer the wasteland. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the flying tacos…they bite.

BdayBounceMinecraft

anger, BdayBounceMinecraft, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, discomfort, emotional boundaries, Ex-partners, Friends, Jealousy, misunderstandings, personal space, reactions, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, social situations, Trust, walking out

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape relationship drama? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your way to happiness without any exes crashing your birthday party!

Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you don’t have to worry about unexpected guests showing up to ruin the vibe. Build your dream world and leave the relationship drama at the door – unless, of course, you want to build a drama-filled mansion, then go for it!

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and create your own happy place. So come on over and leave the exes and their birthday party drama behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a house made of diamonds or obsidian!