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  • Perfectionist Partners: Distressed Daters

    Perfectionist Partners: Distressed Daters

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOMMA’S MEATLOAF!

    IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CREW THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!

    WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!

    PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO PERFECT THAT THEIR PARTNERS ARE ALWAYS HAVING A BLAST IN THE BEDROOM!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND SHENANIGANS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “MINECRAFT”!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

    Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

    CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

    Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ScaredyCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    ScaredyCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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    So, like, I was mining for diamonds on this server and suddenly a creeper popped out of nowhere and started breakdancing! I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves? If you want to witness the most epic dance battles between mobs and players, you gotta join this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in Minecraft! Join now before the dance floor gets too crowded with zombies doing the thriller dance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FaeTalesMC: Where slimes have fun, shops are booming, crates are bountiful, ranks are earned, economy is thriving, pets are abundant, the map is vast, and Towny is bustling!

    FaeTalesMC: Where slimes have fun, shops are booming, crates are bountiful, ranks are earned, economy is thriving, pets are abundant, the map is vast, and Towny is bustling!

    New Minecraft Servers

    FaeTalesMC Server Overview and FAQ

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC

    We are an extremely open community full of all walks of life. Since we just opened up there are weekly updates and different plugins and additions being done to the server. With a very active community there will always be someone to help out. Come start your adventure on our smp today!

    Server Information

    Version 1.21
    IP play.faetalesmc.net
    Bedrock Port 19132
    Website www.faetalesmc.com

    Features

      • EliteMobs
      • 3-D map with towny addition
      • Towny
      • Cosmetics
      • Jobs
      • McMMO
      • PyroFishing (With custom textures!)
      • PyroMining
      • PyroFarming
      • Marriage Plugin
      • Balanced Economy
      • Player Shops
      • Pinata Party
      • Free Fox pet for Java players 🙂

    Big Community and Streamer Friendly

    FAQ

      • Q: Is crossplay supported?A: Yes, and with Pixelmon 9.1.12

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vtuber’s Minecraft Server

    Vtuber’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of adorable baby wolves wearing top hats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. It’s that kind of server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dumping my Folder of Strange Places Minecraft SMP

    Dumping my Folder of Strange Places Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we explore the most bizarre and outlandish places in the Minecraft world.

    From the legendary “Chicken Island” where chickens rule with an iron beak, to the mysterious “Lava Lagoon” where players have to navigate through fiery obstacles to reach the treasure, our server is full of crazy adventures waiting to be had.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, where you can dance the night away with your explosive new friends. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted “Rainbow Forest” where the trees change colors based on your mood.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Who knows what strange and wonderful places we’ll discover next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NightmareUncle’sNoSleepInn

    NightmareUncle’sNoSleepInn

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    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy stories!

    Picture this: scarecrows coming to life and kidnapping children from their beds. Sounds like a horror movie, right? Well, on our server, you can actually experience this madness firsthand! Explore fields with scarecrows that may or may not be alive, and see if you can survive the night without getting snatched away.

    But that’s not all! Join in on the family feud between a clueless brother-in-law and a protective parent. Will the kids ever forgive him for scaring them with his outrageous stories? Will the grandparents ever see their grandkids again? The drama never ends on our server!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of insanity and a sprinkle of family drama, look no further. Join us now and let the chaos unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeirdJobGuru – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdJobGuru – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic jobs and quests? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest place to be!

    Join us and become a professional llama whisperer, where you’ll spend your days decoding the secret messages of these fluffy creatures. Or how about a professional block juggler, where you’ll impress all your friends with your mad skills of throwing blocks in the air and catching them with your toes?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Will you join his army or overthrow him to become the new ruler of the coop?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest jobs and adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the Netherworld or stumble upon a secret society of dancing cows. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ButterflyCraft: Small Decisions, Big Impacts!

    ButterflyCraft: Small Decisions, Big Impacts!

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane butterfly effects you’ve ever seen! One player decided to plant a single flower and ended up causing a massive flower explosion that covered the entire server in a rainbow of colors. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and suddenly found themselves surrounded by an army of angry poultry seeking revenge. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server – who knows what small decision will lead to a wild adventure next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP