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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2495 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started throwing rainbow-colored TNT everywhere. But instead of running in fear, our players grabbed their swords and rode into battle on the backs of flying pigs. It was epic!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a castle out of giant marshmallows, and participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly Endermen? Only on our server, of course!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves w*man not being humans!