Distress Minecraft Servers

Distress

  • CreepersAnonymous

    CreepersAnonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more worrying about your buildings getting destroyed by those pesky green guys.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, who knew he had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes the norm. Your worst fear will be a thing of the past once you step foot in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

    CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

    EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of cool parents who teach u how to be all empathetic and stuff. Like, if u join dis server, u gonna learn how to be all caring and understanding, just like ya parents (if dey cool). We gonna show u how to recognize when someone be in distress, help dem name their feelings, and just be all warm and fuzzy inside. So come join da fun and learn how to be a real empathetic player on dis server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrisis

    CraftyCrisis

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmoCraft Minecraft Server

    EmoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of derpy llamas, or the joy of stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but potatoes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the title of Chicken Champion?

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of emotional distress. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain

    GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the emergency room but for minecraft players, except instead of pain medication, we give you diamonds and enchanted gear! and get this, if you’re a girl player, you get even MORE diamonds and gear because we wanna make up for all the times you didn’t get enough pain meds in real life. join us and experience the ultimate gender equality in gaming! we’re breaking stereotypes one diamond at a time, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft: Distress & Dismay

    DadCraft: Distress & Dismay

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all that toxic masculinity crap, ya know? we got a bunch of cool dudes who are all about empowering their partners and making them feel like queens. like, they’ll build you a castle and protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. and get this, the more protective they are, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a win-win situation. plus, they’ll never patronize you or make you feel like you’re not good enough. so come join our server and let these guys show you how a real man treats a lady. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ForgetCraft

    ForgetCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old memories cluttering up your brain? Join our Minecraft server and we’ll help you erase them permanently! Imagine a world where you can forget that embarrassing moment in 5th grade when you tripped in front of your crush, or that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom.” Our server offers a memory-wiping experience like no other, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and say goodbye to those cringeworthy memories forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCOVIDTV- Trump’s Calm, Biden’s Drama

    CraftyCOVIDTV- Trump’s Calm, Biden’s Drama

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, when you play on it, you’ll feel all the emotions, man. Like, Trump followers will feel less bad stuff, and Biden followers will feel more bad stuff. It’s like an emotional rollercoaster, bro. Join now and experience the feels like never before! Trust me, it’s gonna be wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExFuneral Minecraft Server

    ExFuneral Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of teenage drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions just like this post!

    Need closure from your ex’s funeral but don’t want to upset your current boyfriend? Our server is the perfect place to navigate through these tricky situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual ex to mourn over!

    With a community that supports you through all your questionable choices, you’ll never feel alone. Join now and experience the drama-filled adventures that await on our server! Remember, in Minecraft, anything is possible – even attending your ex’s funeral with your virtual boyfriend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP