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  • SadBoiMinecraftSMP

    SadBoiMinecraftSMP
    Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

    Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

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  • Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP

    Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

    Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s closer than a trio of housemates sharing a bathroom. And speaking of bathrooms, be prepared for unexpected surprises – just like the time one player accidentally flushed someone’s “baby” down the toilet (don’t worry, it was just a Minecraft pet).

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional outbursts, join our server today! Just make sure to keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know what might disappear next!

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  • OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

    OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

    From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

    So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

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  • CreepersAnonymous

    CreepersAnonymous
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more worrying about your buildings getting destroyed by those pesky green guys.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, who knew he had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes the norm. Your worst fear will be a thing of the past once you step foot in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft universe.

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  • EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

    EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition
    Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of cool parents who teach u how to be all empathetic and stuff. Like, if u join dis server, u gonna learn how to be all caring and understanding, just like ya parents (if dey cool). We gonna show u how to recognize when someone be in distress, help dem name their feelings, and just be all warm and fuzzy inside. So come join da fun and learn how to be a real empathetic player on dis server!

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  • CraftyCrisis

    CraftyCrisis
    Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

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  • GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain

    GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain
    so, like, this server is like the emergency room but for minecraft players, except instead of pain medication, we give you diamonds and enchanted gear! and get this, if you’re a girl player, you get even MORE diamonds and gear because we wanna make up for all the times you didn’t get enough pain meds in real life. join us and experience the ultimate gender equality in gaming! we’re breaking stereotypes one diamond at a time, baby!

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  • DadCraft: Distress & Dismay

    DadCraft: Distress & Dismay
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all that toxic masculinity crap, ya know? we got a bunch of cool dudes who are all about empowering their partners and making them feel like queens. like, they’ll build you a castle and protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. and get this, the more protective they are, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a win-win situation. plus, they’ll never patronize you or make you feel like you’re not good enough. so come join our server and let these guys show you how a real man treats a lady. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • ForgetCraft

    ForgetCraft
    Are you tired of boring old memories cluttering up your brain? Join our Minecraft server and we’ll help you erase them permanently! Imagine a world where you can forget that embarrassing moment in 5th grade when you tripped in front of your crush, or that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom.” Our server offers a memory-wiping experience like no other, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and say goodbye to those cringeworthy memories forever!

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  • CraftyCOVIDTV- Trump’s Calm, Biden’s Drama

    CraftyCOVIDTV- Trump’s Calm, Biden’s Drama
    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, when you play on it, you’ll feel all the emotions, man. Like, Trump followers will feel less bad stuff, and Biden followers will feel more bad stuff. It’s like an emotional rollercoaster, bro. Join now and experience the feels like never before! Trust me, it’s gonna be wild!

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