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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s closer than a trio of housemates sharing a bathroom. And speaking of bathrooms, be prepared for unexpected surprises – just like the time one player accidentally flushed someone’s “baby” down the toilet (don’t worry, it was just a Minecraft pet).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional outbursts, join our server today! Just make sure to keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know what might disappear next!

Scream Space Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is secretly run by a group of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and become a llama-slayer hero?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Woke Up Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No No No Kamala Sisters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to rescue kidnapped villagers, and even a chance to ride a flying pig!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Kamala Sisters, who are rumored to have magical powers that can turn you into a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CreepersAnonymous

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more worrying about your buildings getting destroyed by those pesky green guys.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, who knew he had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes the norm. Your worst fear will be a thing of the past once you step foot in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft universe.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

SisterSnubbedMC

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.

BlockheadZAnonymous

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Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like building upside-down houses, hosting llama fashion shows, and challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

Leboomin’Craft: Israel’s Revenge

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we launch fresh strikes in lebanon after giving evacuation warnings!! 😂🚀🚨

why join? well, where else can you experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle in minecraft?! 🏰💣

our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up your creations because they know we mean business! 💥🙅‍♂️

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we have secret underground bunkers where we hide from the mods when they try to ban us for our shenanigans! 🕳️🤫

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today! just watch out for those pesky evacs, they’re a real buzzkill. 😜🚁🔥

Blocky Boomer Bash

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join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and chickens dat wear sunglasses. u can ride on a flying pig while battling evil unicorns who shoot rainbow lasers from their horns. build a house out of giant marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts diamonds. our server is so lit, even creepers dance to the beat of the jukebox. come join the fun and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

Brain Hub Connection Craft

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so, like, have you ever wanted to explore the depths of your brain while playing minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and discover the crazy connections in your brain that may be causing your youth depression. we’ve got hubs that are so densely connected, you’ll be like, “whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff.” come join us and let’s find out together why you’re feeling so down, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t forget.

What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

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Failboat, also known as Tyler, is a popular content creator and streamer known for his comedic gaming videos on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With a love for quirky and entertaining games, Failboat has built a loyal fan base with his humorous commentary and genuine personality. He continues to entertain and connect with fans through his unique brand of gaming content.

☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

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TheosisMC Server Overview

Added Features
An economy that is completely player-driven
A land claiming system
Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life

Server Details

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?	TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The VIP rank on the store offers purely cosmetic perks.
How does the economy work?	The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using coins obtained from looting and killing monsters.
What happens if a claim owner dies?	If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.
How can I acquire the custom items?	The Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops, but they are quite expensive.

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	233
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	758	Crops Grown:	9814
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	5351

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	2

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	122	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	278
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6067

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Emeralds Found:	6821	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	319
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	133	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crops Grown:	2227	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	3282
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

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