Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?
And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.
So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg
So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉
But wait, there’s more! You can also go back in time to when your parents first met and like, totally mess with their love story. Or go to ancient Egypt and steal Cleopatra’s eyeliner, because who wouldn’t want that iconic look, amirite?
So like, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and mess with history in the most lolzy way possible, hit me up and let’s make some chaos together! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. 😂🦖🚀 #TimeTravelMinecraftSMPftw
if you want to experience the ultimate in minecraft madness, join us at 999.OMG.999 and prepare to have your mind blown.
🤰🏼🏋️♀️ PREGNANT PLAYERS WELCOME! 🏋️♀️🤰🏼
Are you a badass mom-to-be who loves to stay active? Do you want to show off your baby bump while slaying dragons and building epic castles? Then this server is for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with light weights, walking, and stretching – all while keeping your baby safe and sound. Forget about sitting at home and “acting like a proper pregnant woman” – on this server, we embrace the power of prenatal workouts!
But beware, there’s a villain lurking in the shadows… your mother-in-law! She’ll try to sabotage your gains and tell you that you’re “asking for a miscarriage.” But fear not, for you have the support of your husband and a whole community of pregnant warriors ready to back you up.
So come on, join us and let’s show the world that pregnant women can kick butt in Minecraft too! 💪🤰🏼💥 #PregnantPower #MinecraftMamas