distractions Minecraft Servers

Distractions

  • MineAddictz

    MineAddictz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly getting kicked out of other Minecraft servers for “accidentally” blowing up everyone’s creations with TNT? Well, look no further because our server actually encourages that kind of behavior! In fact, we have a special TNT-only zone where you can let loose and wreak havoc to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a gang of evil chickens wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever defeats them will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and breathe fire on their enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ironclad Distractions: A World Where Everyone Enchants, Fights, and Accidentally Falls in Lava (No Hacks, We Promise!)

    Ironclad Distractions: A World Where Everyone Enchants, Fights, and Accidentally Falls in Lava (No Hacks, We Promise!)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
    Port 25555 (Bedrock supported)
    Discord Ironclad Network

    About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’ve just launched a brand new world on 8/18/24, and we’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

    What Makes Us Different:

      • Lifesteal Mechanics
      • Custom Enchantments
      • Faction Commands
      • PVP Enabled
      • Economy & Trading
      • Skill Progression

    Rules:

      • No Hacking/Xray
      • No Duping
      • No Homophobic/Racist Language
      • No Exploits
      • Respect Staff

    Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

    Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftMoodBoosters

    MineCraftMoodBoosters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying into your pillow whenever you’re feeling down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your sadness melt away as you build a virtual empire of happiness and rainbows! Our server is equipped with magical unicorns that will grant you wishes, a secret underground disco party where you can dance away your troubles, and a hot tub filled with chocolate pudding for ultimate relaxation. So say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless laughter and fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LostInTunez Minecraft SMP

    LostInTunez Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only music playing is a constant loop of “Baby Shark” on repeat! You’ll be begging for silence in no time!

    As for art, forget about those boring landscapes and pixel art creations. Our server is all about avant-garde, abstract art made entirely out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Picasso who?

    So if you’re ready to have your senses assaulted in the best way possible, join us on our server and prepare for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdScreen Wasters

    AdScreen Wasters

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy

    BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling down in the dumps and only have 10 measly dollars to your name? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

    Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBinge Minecraft Server

    BlockyBinge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all day staring at pixelated pixels on your screen? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to end your porn addiction! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only pixels you’ll be staring at are cute little blocky animals and epic landscapes. Trust us, you won’t even have time to think about porn when you’re too busy building your dream castle or battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can zap away any urges to watch porn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

    DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • QuitCraft Minecraft Server

    QuitCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a chimney every time you play Minecraft? Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even think about lighting up a cigarette! Our virtual world is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those cancer sticks. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can banish cravings for nicotine forever. So come join us and say goodbye to smoking and hello to crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP