Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity. With up to 24 view distance and a high-spec dedicated server, you can experience the world in its full glory. There is no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP, one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question
Answer
Are there any rules on Simple SMP?
There are minimal rules on Simple SMP. As long as you’re respectful and not causing disruptions, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?
No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention on Simple SMP. The world is open for exploration and building.
Is there a world border on Simple SMP?
No, there is no world border, allowing you to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Is there a pay-to-win feature on Simple SMP?
No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…
One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.
But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!
Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about just vibing! We’ve got dancing pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a llama riding competition? So come on, join us and remember to always just vibe, baby!
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).
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Picture this: instead of scrolling through Instagram, you’ll be exploring vast, blocky landscapes filled with adventure and excitement. Forget Netflix and chill, how about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? And who needs Snapchat filters when you can create your own pixelated avatar and make friends with virtual cows?
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