Distractions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Cure for Boredom

creativity, Fun, distractions, activities, leisure

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, almost every single thing in the world was made to cure boredom, bro! Like, even the trees and the rocks are like, “yo, come play on this server, it’s lit AF!”

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that can rap! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest parties ever! Like, they have a DJ booth made out of diamonds and everything!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like, wizards or something, cuz they can make rainbows shoot out of your butt whenever you want! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and unicorns!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at xxx.CureBoredom.xxx and let the fun begin!

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Eat & Drive Autopilot Fun

Fun, Eating, Driving, Behavior, Transportation

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat and drive at the same time! like, who needs to pay attention when you can just go on autopilot, amirite? join us for the ultimate multitasking experience, where you can build a castle while eating a sandwich and cruising down the highway.

we have the most OP info that will blow your mind, like, did you know that diamonds actually grow on trees in our server? yeah, you heard that right. just chop down a tree and BAM, diamonds for days.

And get this, our server is so crazy that when you mine for coal, you actually find chocolate instead. like, who needs fuel when you can power your furnaces with chocolate bars? it’s a sweet deal, literally.

So come join us at xxx.EatAndDrive.xxx for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

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TouchCraft: Drive & Text Edition

Edition, Automotive Industry, Voice Control, regulations, innovation

Tired of being judged for texting and driving? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the big touch screens you want without any pesky warnings! Our cars are equipped with touch screens so massive, you’ll forget all about the dangers of distracted driving. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of touch screen madness!

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NoDistractionsAllowedMC

banned, Public Safety, Awareness, Laws, policy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

theater etiquette, Confrontation, distractions, Minecraft, ScreenPoke

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

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NoKidsNoCreepers

Routine, after school, parenting, house rules, NoKidsNoCreepers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

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WorkSMP BoredomCraft

hobbies, Walking, WorkSMP, stretching, daydreaming

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where we have more drama than a reality TV show. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, starting cults worshipping chickens, and even hosting fashion shows with pixelated armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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TimeWaster SMP

time wasters, inefficiency, timewaster, time management apps, Time management

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP

BonerFree, arousal management, maintaining decorum, staying professional, managing emotions

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.

Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?

So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!

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Exam Prep Minecraft Server

Priorities, Exam, discipline, self-discipline, Prep

Are you tired of studying for exams and need a break? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to procrastinate! Join us and escape the stress of schoolwork by building epic structures, battling mobs, and making new friends who also should be studying but are too busy mining diamonds. Who needs good grades when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? So come join our server and let’s all fail together in the most epic way possible!

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