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  • ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

    ERcraft: Lost Work Anger
    Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

    Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

    So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Doomscrolling Drive Time

    Doomscrolling Drive Time
    u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

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  • Block Therapy Land

    Block Therapy Land
    Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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  • Disenchanted SMP: Where real life is just a distraction from our virtual addictions

    Disenchanted SMP: Where real life is just a distraction from our virtual addictions



    Disenchanted SMP


    Welcome to Disenchanted SMP!

    The Disenchanted SMP is a survival server that has quests, player run shops, a PVP arena, special events, and more exciting things to come. Apply today and help us grow and have some fun along the way!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/RaV8AKQJ

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the server?To join the server, please apply on our website and follow the instructions provided.
    Are there any rules on the server?Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website.
    Can I create my own shop on the server?Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own shops and participate in the server’s economy.
    Is PVP allowed on the server?Yes, we have a designated PVP arena where players can engage in combat if they choose to do so.
    Are there any special events on the server?Yes, we host special events regularly to keep things exciting for our players. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events!


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  • NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

    NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server
    OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

    So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

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  • PhoneSilenceCraft

    PhoneSilenceCraft
    So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo!

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  • HusbandInterruptedAITAH

    HusbandInterruptedAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

    Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

    So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!

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  • TechDistractedKidsMC

    TechDistractedKidsMC
    join our epic minecraft server where parents are banned from using technology so you can finally build your dream castle without any distractions! no more annoying parents asking you to do chores or homework, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, studies show that playing on our server can actually decrease anxiety and increase focus, so you’ll be a minecraft pro in no time. Come join us and escape the real world for a while, you won’t regret it!

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  • CalmCraft Minecraft Server

    CalmCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with creepers and zombies while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a unique solution to all your problems – a special calming potion that not only protects you from mobs, but also helps you relax and focus on your building projects without any distractions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the coolest players hang out. Join us for a wild time filled with dancing pandas, flying pigs, and unlimited cake. Who needs to worry about creepers when you can party with your fellow players in style?

    So come on over and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our calming potion and hot tub party, you’ll never want to leave!

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