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DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8922	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	207	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9344	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Farms Harvested:	511	Dragon Eggs Found:	6967
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	174	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

LOLcraft: The Server That Generates More Fun!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	161	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have won the prestigious “Best Innovative Game Ever” award, thanks to our fearless leader Todd who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!