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DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Suitless Brazilians Minecraft SMP

Brazilian fashion, Brazilians, business attire, casual attire, casual dress, clothing preferences, comfort over formality, cultural shifts, dress shoes, fashion history, fashion norms, fashion trends, Minecraft, modern fashion, professional dress, smp, societal changes, style evolution, Suitless, Suits, workplace attire, workplace culture

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only dress code is pixelated armor and diamond boots! We’ve got a wild community of players who have all ditched their suits and dress shoes for a more practical and stylish look in the game.

Rumor has it that one day, a group of Brazilian players stumbled upon a secret chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons. They put on the gear and instantly felt the power coursing through their pixelated veins. From that day on, they vowed to never wear a suit and tie again, opting instead for a more badass and battle-ready look.

Join us on this crazy adventure where you can battle mobs, build epic structures, and unleash your inner warrior in a world where fashion is all about diamond bling and enchanted gear. So come on, ditch the boring suits and dress shoes and join us for some pixelated fun!

Crafty Cosmos – Minecraft Server

Alumn, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmos, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, en, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Jamaican, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8206
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our New Jamaican In Town Edition is filled with wild adventures, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic quests with Regis Altare, the master of building jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe. Or team up with Axel Syrios, the redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel will take you on a journey through the jungle, where you’ll encounter mysterious temples and hidden treasures. And don’t forget about Machina X Flayon, the PvP champion who will test your skills in epic battles.

Looking for some laughs? Banzoin Hakka will have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics. And Josuiji Shinri will guide you through the world with wisdom and humor.

Join us on this insane adventure with Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus who will show you the ropes and help you navigate the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where the real action happens. Jurard T Rexford will lead you into battle against the most fearsome mobs, while Goldbullet will show you how to mine for diamonds like a pro.

Octavio will take you on a journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter fiery challenges and epic loot. And Crimzon Ruze will teach you the art of survival in the most extreme conditions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Minecraft SMP

AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, general, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2259	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders. Explore the official website, schedule, and Twitter while you build, mine, and survive with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness with Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and the legendary Yubicraft team. Get ready for epic battles, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our /pcgia/ world and let the insanity begin! Join now before the creepers beat you to it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	714119	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRW.SKYBARS.ME

Game Over Diablo Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, angel, Blizzard, dark fantasy, Demon, Diablo, dungeon crawler, Franchise, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Hack and Slash, long tail, Loot, Loot Based, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, PC Gaming, RPG, Server, video game

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7137
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	3285	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of battling demons and saving the world in Diablo? Well, say goodbye to all that seriousness and join our Minecraft server where the only demons you’ll be facing are creepers and the only world you’ll be saving is your own blocky creation!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to defeat Diablo himself. Build a giant chicken statue, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual square. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So say goodbye to the dark and gloomy world of Diablo and hello to the bright and colorful world of our Minecraft server. Who needs demons when you have a whole new realm of blocky fun waiting for you? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

Sonic Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, DC collaboration, IDW, Minecraft, Server, sonic, Sonic booru, Sonic Comic, Sonic Compilation, Sonic Crossover, Sonic cytube, Sonic Discussion, sonic game, Sonic General, Sonic milestone, sonic mod, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, Sonic Release Dates, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Trailer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to the wildest fan theories.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden Chili Dog treasure trove. Rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Ring, you’ll gain super speed in-game for 24 hours straight!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can race against other players in a Sonic Rumble tournament. The winner gets a virtual Chaos Emerald that grants them one wish in the game. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like Tails?

Don’t miss out on our weekly comic book readings where we act out scenes from the latest issues of Sonic the Hedgehog. Trust us, it’s a blast watching Knuckles try to do stand-up comedy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let’s speed through loops, collect rings, and defeat Dr. Eggman together! It’s gonna be a blast, just like riding a minecart down a rollercoaster track in Green Hill Zone.

Minecraft SMP – MrG – Marvel Rivals General #3

balance patches, Characters, consensus, Cosmetics, Gamemodes, general, Gift code, guides, Ironman skin, Launch Trailer, Maps, Marvel, marvel entertainment, marvel rivals, Minecraft, mrg, Netease, News, op, PvP, recommended reading list, Rivals, season 0 trailer, smp, Steam store page, Third-person Shooter, Thread, Tips, Tricks, Website

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2964	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, Sharking EditionMarvel Rivals, is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually located on a secret underwater base guarded by mutant sharks. You’ll have to swim through a maze of deadly fish just to log in. It’s the ultimate test of your survival skills!

2. We have a special character-based third person shooter mode where you can pick from Marvel heroes and villains to battle it out in intense PvP matches. Want to see Iron Man take on Thanos in a shoot-out? Now’s your chance!

3. Our server is constantly evolving with new characters, maps, balance patches, and cosmetics. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to play as a giant talking raccoon with a love for guns and explosions.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Or will you be devoured by the mutant sharks guarding it?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Sharking EditionMarvel Rivals and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best survival instincts – you’re gonna need them!

Bold Bat Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, animated, animated series, Bat, Batman, batman and robin, bold, brave and bold., caped crusader, cartoon, comic book adaptation, crime fighting, dc comics, Dynamic duo, humor, Justice, justice league, Minecraft, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, television, The Brave and the Bold, Villains

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Votes:	8436	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mines Excavated:	3322	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Love Letters Sent:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our players were building a giant chicken coop when suddenly, a message popped up in the chat that said “we NEED cock.” And thus, a legend was born. Join our server to partake in ridiculous shenanigans like this on the regular. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you? So come on in and let’s get cocky together!

Advent Of Code General Minecraft SMP #13 – AOCG_FUN_TIME

advent, Advent of Code, AOCG_FUN_TIME, challenge, Code, coding, coding competition, coding puzzles., company training, general, interview prep, Interview preparation, leaderboard, Minecraft, practice challenges, practice problems, programming language, programming puzzles, skill levels, skill sets, smp, speed contest, university coursework

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8964
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the ray marching edition of our server, where you can solve small programming puzzles in any language you like!

Join us for a speed contest like no other, where you can show off your skills and challenge your friends. Need interview prep? Look no further, our server has got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our leaderboard is so exclusive, it’s anonymous-only. That’s right, no one will know who you are, but they’ll sure know you’re a programming genius.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the insane stories that have happened on our server. Rumor has it, someone once coded their way out of a creeper attack and saved the entire village.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the programming madness begin!