distracted driving Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Crops Grown:	7792	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3617
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Votes:	9171	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

CellPhoneSMP – NegEfectos

cell phone use, CellPhoneSMP, communication barriers, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, decreased productivity, digital dependence, distracted driving, excessive screen time, eye strain, FOMO, mental health issues, negative effects, NegEfectos, nomophobia, privacy concerns, radiation exposure, sleep disruption, social comparison, social isolation, technology addiction, text neck

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of being constantly glued to your phone, missing out on all the epic adventures waiting for you in the virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the dreaded cell phone addiction that’s been holding you back from living your best blocky life.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.

CraftyRoadRage

aggressive drivers, CraftyRoadRage, cutting people off, distracted driving, driving too fast in bad weather, honking unnecessarily, not checking blind spots, not following speed limits, not merging properly, not respecting right of way, not stopping for pedestrians, not using headlights, not using turn signals, not yielding, reckless driving, road construction, road rage, slow drivers, tailgating, texting while driving, traffic jams

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6753
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of getting stuck in traffic jams and dealing with annoying drivers on the road? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate driving experience without any pesky traffic lights or road rage.

Picture this: you’re cruising down a pixelated highway in a diamond-encrusted Lamborghini, blasting your favorite tunes on the in-game radio. Suddenly, a herd of zombie pigs crosses your path, but no worries – just hit the turbo boost and watch them fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a custom-built race track where you can challenge other players to epic races. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our “Skydiving with Endermen” event where you plummet from the highest point in the game while dodging teleporting mobs.

So why waste your time dealing with real-life traffic when you can join our server and drive like a boss in a world where anything is possible? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

PhoneDownCraft – Drive Safe, Game On!

behavioral interventions, distracted behavior, distracted driving, DRIVE, driver behavior, drivers, Game, Gamification, intervention strategies, mobile devices, PhoneDownCraft, PHONES, randomized trial, Reductions, road accidents, road behavior, road safety, Safe, Safety, smartphone addiction, study, sustained, Technology, traffic safety

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	5608
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, u know how u always on ur phone while driving and ur mom is like “put that down, u gonna crash”? well, dis server is like ur mom but cooler. we got all these fun games and stuff to keep u entertained so u don’t even wanna look at ur phone. plus, we did a study and found out dat joining dis server actually reduces distracted driving. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and save lives while having a blast!

RoadRageGamer Minecraft SMP

aggressive driving, cutting people off, distracted driving, driving under the influence, honking excessively, Minecraft, not checking blind spots, not following traffic laws, not merging properly, not paying attention, not using headlights, not using turn signals, not yielding, reckless driving, road rage, RoadRageGamer, running red lights, slow drivers in the fast lane, smp, Speeding, tailgating, texting while driving, weaving in and out of traffic

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of getting cut off by creepers on the road? Sick of getting stuck behind a slow-moving zombie pigman caravan? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of sheep crossing the road. Plus, our Enderman traffic controllers are always on point, making sure you never have to deal with any road rage-inducing mobs. So come join us and experience a traffic-free paradise like no other!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, anxiety, Awareness, car share, company vehicle, distracted driving, Driving, Financial, financial sense, insurance, MERGE, Minecraft, paying for Ubers, personal car, phone use, rear ending, relationships, Server, sister visit, special awareness, Uber, WifeDriver

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.

Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!

Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

MangaMania Minecraft SMP

Artbook Selection, Artbooks, bookstore, Bookstore Changes, Bookstore Experience, Bookstore Trends, Bookstore Visit, danmei, Danmei Success, Light Novel Failure, light novels, Manga, Manga collection, Manga Section, MangaMania, Minecraft, physical manga, Reading Trends, romance novels, smp, Webtoon Invasion, webtoons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old bookstores with the same old manga selection? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be for all your manga needs! We’ve got a manga section that’s been transformed into a webtoon wonderland, complete with artbooks that will make your eyes pop out of your head.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Danmei section that’s stocked with romance novels that will make you blush harder than a creeper caught in broad daylight. Who needs light novels when you’ve got Danmei taking over the world?

Join our server now and experience a bookstore like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Crops Grown:	7175	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Emeralds Found:	9885	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

DeathCope Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Afterlife, anxiety, coping, coping mechanisms, death, DeathCope, emotional wellbeing, end of life, existential crisis, facing mortality, fear, Grief, Loss, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, self reflection, smp, spirituality, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Emeralds Found:	2685	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!

UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7104	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	4018
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	984001	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).