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Elastic Pixel Fun Land

advanced display, clear image quality, Development, display durability, display technology, distortion-free, Durability, elastic, electronic devices, expandable display, flexibility, Fun, high-quality image, innovation, Land, long-lasting display, performance degradation, PIXEL, research, stretch and contract, stretchable display, stretchable electronics, stretchable materials, Technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

LukoilLulzCraft

business news, crisis management., cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, DiSRuPtiON, eastern europe, Energy Sector, financial impact, Geopolitics, global economy, holiday chaos, intel, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilLulzCraft, OIL INDUSTRY, Payment Failures, russia, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	750835	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

Once, this dude built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show we have every Friday night. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move? Yeah, it’s wild. You gotta see it to believe it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4295	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2eth.vanilla-box.ru

SimplyMinecraft

admin interference, Anarchy, Anticheat, Discord, Dupe, Environment, FAQ, Hack, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, OPTIMIZED SERVER, OWNER, player reports, Plugins, Server, SimplyMinecraft, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9810
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Star Shards Collected:	141	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

SimplyMinecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP Address	simplymc.org
Discord	discord.simplymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I dupe?	Yes, if you find a working dupe, however we will attempt to patch it.
Can I hack?	Yes, however we do have an anticheat that tries to make it as close to vanilla gameplay as possible.

Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, animated form, chuds, Ethereal, female titties, gain, Hate Speech, incel, incel forums, Incels, internet culture, Misogyny, Moids, online harassment, Quests, right wing, shock, spamming gore, toxic masculinity, trolling, Upset, Vile

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	640
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6838	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

abhorrent, ANNOYING, Band, can’t stand, despise, detest, dislike, grating, intolerable, IRRITATING, loathe, loathsome, Music, nauseating, NoBandSMPHate, not a fan, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Unbearable

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Crops Grown:	3478	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	8780	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6317	Villages Defended:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	147793
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6722	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	947624	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!