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Memory Lane Madness

Altered, cognition, Cognitive science, distortion, Experience, Lane, long term memory, madness, Memory, memory recall, Nostalgia, past, Perception, perspective, Psychology, Reality, recall, Reminiscence, Time, Uncertain, Unpredictable, Version

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

remember that one time when you thought you saw a pink sheep in minecraft but then it turned out to be a pig wearing a disguise? well, on this server, EVERY sheep is pink and EVERY pig is a master of disguise. join us for the ultimate game of hide and seek with farm animals!

also, did you know that in this server, diamonds are actually made out of cheese? that’s right, mine for cheese diamonds and craft yourself some epic cheesy armor to protect yourself from the evil cheese monsters that roam the land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary talking chickens who will give you quests and rewards in exchange for their favorite food – spicy hot wings. embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this wacky, wild, and cheesy minecraft adventure today!

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Crafty, cursed, cursed energy, Cycle, distortion, Edition, ENERGY, fetus, Heian Era, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, maelstrom, Massive, Merger, past, reminder, Server, Soul, space distortion, sukuna, Sukuna’s real name, time travel, WOMAN, YUJI, yuji itadori

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Items Found:	7381

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and send you back in time? Look no further, because on our server, Sukuna is actually Yuji from the past! Join us and witness the epic merger of energies that will create a distortion in space so massive, it will make your head spin.

But that’s not all – in this chaotic maelstrom of cursed energy, Yuji Itadori’s soul will travel back in time and inhabit the fetus of a woman from the Heian era. Talk about a wild ride! So if you’re ready for some time-traveling, cursed energy-filled fun, join us on our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a fetus from the past!

NoPartyCrashersAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, event planning, friend drama, friendship, group dynamics, halloween party, Hosting, mutual friends, NoPartyCrashersAllowed, party etiquette, party guest, party invitation, party planning, party preparation, personal space, social etiquette, social gathering, uninvited guest

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no uninvited player policy! We don’t let just anyone waltz into our virtual world without permission.

Imagine spending hours building your dream castle, only to have some random player show up and start griefing it. Not on our watch! We make sure only the coolest and most respectful players get to join our server.

Just like the OP in this story, we value our time and effort in creating the perfect Minecraft experience. We have epic builds, fun mini-games, and exclusive events that you won’t find anywhere else. And we promise, no uninvited guests allowed!

So if you’re tired of dealing with unwanted players ruining your Minecraft fun, join our server and game on in peace. We guarantee a party like no other, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unexpected guests crashing the party.

ParentalGriefCraft

abusive behavior, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, damaging actions, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, Family issues, long-term effects, messed up, neglect, parental mistakes, parental neglect, ParentalGriefCraft, parents, psychological damage, toxic relationships, traumatic memories, traumatic upbringing, unhealthy dynamics, unresolved trauma

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our server and build a virtual world where your parents can’t tell you what to do!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from your parents when they try to take away your computer.

So come join us and let’s build a world where parents are just NPCs and the only rules are the ones you make!

WarCraftMC: Zelenskiy’s Peace Plan

biden, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Peace, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, russia, summit meeting, Ukraine, united states, War, WarCraftMC, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

lol ukraine’s zelenskiy is gonna be like “yo biden, i got this sick plan to end the war with russia, just hear me out bro” and biden gonna be like “oh snap, tell me more my dude” and then zelenskiy gonna drop the most epic minecraft server ever created as part of the peace plan.

join this server and you’ll be fighting alongside zelenskiy and biden in epic battles against the russian army, using diamond swords and enchanted bows to defeat them. but watch out for putin, he’s the final boss and he’s got a dragon on his side.

if you join now, you’ll also get a free pet creeper that explodes on command, perfect for taking out enemy bases. so what are you waiting for? join now and help bring peace to ukraine through the power of minecraft!

TalibanTunes: AfghanGalsRock

activism, AfghanGalsRock, Afghanistan, Bravery, courage, cultural expression, defiance, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, freedom, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Music, resistance, singing, social change, solidarity, Taliban, TalibanTunes, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7299
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where afghan women are defying the taliban by singing for their freedom!!! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! you can build a house made out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon! join us and be a part of this epic tale of bravery and defiance in the world of minecraft!

SoybeanCystSlayers

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, Breakthrough, crop protection, crop yield improvement, cyst nematode, discovery, Farming, genetic research, Management, nematode resistance, new doors, Pest Control, plant health, soil health, soybean, soybean production, SoybeanCystSlayers, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5894	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, WE GOT A BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY THAT OPENS NEW DOORS IN SOYBEAN CYST NEMATODE MANAGEMENT!

YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, “WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?” WELL, LET ME TELL YA, ON OUR SERVER, WE’VE GOT SOYBEAN CROPS THAT GROW LIKE CRAZY AND NEMATODES THAT FIGHT BACK!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF GIANT NEMATODES WITH YOUR TRUSTY PICKAXE, ALL WHILE HARVESTING SOYBEANS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN US NOW! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety triggers, AnxietyCraft, coping mechanisms, DREAD, emotional well being, emotions, evening anxiety, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental well-being, Minecraft, self-care, Server, stress

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of feeling anxious and dread in the evenings? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky feelings as you embark on epic adventures filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs!

Our server is so magical that just logging on will instantly transport you to a land of pure joy and happiness. No more worrying about real-life problems, just focus on building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who have come to Earth to spread peace and love through the power of Minecraft. So not only will you be escaping your evening anxiety, but you’ll also be making friends with extraterrestrial beings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StableCraft SMP – /sdg/ – Silly Diamond Gamers

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Day at the seaside edition, Diamond, Discord, Forge, Gamers, Learn to inpaint, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Reforge, SDG, silly, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, StableCraft, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a day at the seaside edition, where you can build sandcastles, swim with dolphins, and maybe even find buried treasure (or at least some diamonds).

Our server is so epic, we have our own installation guides that are more complicated than Redstone contraptions. But don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll be crafting like a pro in no time.

Need a break from building? Check out our guides on how to inpaint or train LORAs. Because who doesn’t love a good AI companion while exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join our Discord channels for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft SMP and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember, watch out for creepers – they’re not as cute as they sound.

AITA: Expensive Eats Mix-Up

aita, Apology, awkward situation, bill, Communication, Correct, customer service, different version, dramatic, drink, Eats, expensive, family restaurant, fuss, main dish, menu, mistake, mixup, money back, odd, overcharge, overcharged, reaction, Restaurant, Small Business

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a dramatic restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in and finding out that your diamond sword has been replaced with a carrot on a stick because the server decided to switch things up without warning! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds, only to have it disappear before your eyes because the server thought you were getting too lucky!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of being overcharged for virtual food items just like in that awkward restaurant situation. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have the excitement of arguing with NPCs over virtual currency?

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

ExiledCraft: 50+ Visits

2014, Businessman, Communication, controversy, digital privacy, eastern europe, entrepreneur, Exile, ExiledCraft, Founder, frequent trips, Government, messaging app, Pavel Durov, russia, Russian politics, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, travel, visits

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Items Found:	6710
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

So, like, this server is so lit, even Pavel Durov can’t stay away from it! He’s been to Russia like a zillion times just to play on our server, can you believe it? Maybe he’s trying to send secret messages through our pixel art or something, who knows? But if it’s good enough for Pavel, it’s definitely good enough for you! Join now and maybe you’ll even get a visit from a famous Russian billionaire, who knows? It’s a wild ride on this server, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy adventures!

BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

battle, bee decline, BeeBlastersMC, BEES, Biodiversity, changes, conservation, Driver, ecosystem, effects, environmental impact, insecticides, negative effects, neonicotinoid, occupancy, pesticide use, Pesticides, Pollinators, pyrethroid, Save, species, US, widespread, wild bees

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	616544	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮