Distortion MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Memory Lane Madness

Version, Cognitive science, recall, memory recall, Uncertain

remember that one time when you thought you saw a pink sheep in minecraft but then it turned out to be a pig wearing a disguise? well, on this server, EVERY sheep is pink and EVERY pig is a master of disguise. join us for the ultimate game of hide and seek with farm animals!

also, did you know that in this server, diamonds are actually made out of cheese? that’s right, mine for cheese diamonds and craft yourself some epic cheesy armor to protect yourself from the evil cheese monsters that roam the land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary talking chickens who will give you quests and rewards in exchange for their favorite food – spicy hot wings. embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this wacky, wild, and cheesy minecraft adventure today!

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Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

YUJI, cursed, Massive, Sukuna’s real name, fetus

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and send you back in time? Look no further, because on our server, Sukuna is actually Yuji from the past! Join us and witness the epic merger of energies that will create a distortion in space so massive, it will make your head spin.

But that’s not all – in this chaotic maelstrom of cursed energy, Yuji Itadori’s soul will travel back in time and inhabit the fetus of a woman from the Heian era. Talk about a wild ride! So if you’re ready for some time-traveling, cursed energy-filled fun, join us on our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a fetus from the past!

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SMP Minecraft – Snoot Saturday Violence

hug the gator, Snoot Game OST, FICS, Anon’s Snoot Archive, Previous thread

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat. Plus, our Snoot Mods will blow your mind with their craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Snootboorus and create some wild Blender models. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our AI Chatbots for some hilarious conversations. Trust us, this server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP ever!

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Omega Kerfus Minecraft Server

Survival, Resources, Minecraft, puzzle, omega

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you do tedious tasks just to progress? Look no further than our server, where we make things interesting with our Omega Kerfus modded recipes! Sure, it may take 20 steps to craft something simple, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get us started on the caves. We know they may have seemed “gay” before, but trust us, there’s hidden treasures waiting for you down there. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of quartz that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Omega Kerfus!

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No Money, No GF – Minecraft SMP

Principles, loyalty, Decision making, Dedication, MONEY

Are you tired of real life responsibilities like making money and finding a girlfriend? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and avoid all that nonsense! We have players who have turned down lucrative deals and potential love interests just to keep playing on our server. Who needs money and romance when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your online buddies? Join us and become a true company man (or woman) in the world of /pw/!

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What is the IP for Glitch Minecraft Server?

roblox, glitch, glitch rp, glitch plays roblox, Minecraft

Glitch is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing music and visual art installations. They blend glitch art, experimental music, and interactive technology to create immersive and engaging experiences for audiences. Their work explores themes of technology, identity, and the intersection of art and digital culture. Glitch has been featured at numerous festivals and exhibitions worldwide for their unique and thought-provoking creations.

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Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

again.., Server, rape, Waste, empowerment

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where the mobs are friendly, the creepers give hugs, and the zombies throw parties!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret dance routine that will leave you in stitches. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve been known to break out into impromptu rap battles that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if a sheep starts singing “Rape Me” by Nirvana, it’s all part of the fun!

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The Sports Capital of the World Minecraft SMP

sports tourism, global sports, sports paradise, international sports, Sports capital

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we take sports to a whole new level! Our server is known as the sports capital of the world because we have the craziest sporting events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you want to participate in intense PvP soccer matches where you kick around a creeper head instead of a ball. Or how about some underwater basket weaving competitions in our custom-built aquatic arena?

But that’s not all! We also have a horse racing track that goes through a lava-filled obstacle course, and a boxing ring where you can duke it out with other players using nothing but your fists and some enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re looking for a server that will get your heart racing and your funny bone tickled, come join us at the sports capital of the world! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and scream until you lose your voice.

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Routine Cleanup, Zone, Upcoming Events, When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’, Data Bounty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Zenless Zone Zero Version Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle Agent Combat Intels like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa.

But that’s not all, we have special programs like “En-Nah” Assistant Program where you can have a virtual assistant guide you through the game. And don’t miss out on events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’” – trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and VOIDHUNTER that will give you exclusive in-game rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with excitement, mystery, and maybe even a few sandwiches along the way. See you in the Zenless Zone Zero!

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MSTR Minecraft SMP

Massive, long-term investment., giga leg up, investing, market volatility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and risk-takers. Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of players in full diamond armor ride in on pigs, declaring themselves the rulers of the server. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place every week. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block the size of a house! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with a taste for destruction.

So if you’re ready to experience the most insane, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows, you might just become the next giga leg up in the Minecraft world.

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