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Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Crafty, cursed, cursed energy, Cycle, distortion, Edition, ENERGY, fetus, Heian Era, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, maelstrom, Massive, Merger, past, reminder, Server, Soul, space distortion, sukuna, Sukuna’s real name, time travel, WOMAN, YUJI, yuji itadori

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and send you back in time? Look no further, because on our server, Sukuna is actually Yuji from the past! Join us and witness the epic merger of energies that will create a distortion in space so massive, it will make your head spin.

But that’s not all – in this chaotic maelstrom of cursed energy, Yuji Itadori’s soul will travel back in time and inhabit the fetus of a woman from the Heian era. Talk about a wild ride! So if you’re ready for some time-traveling, cursed energy-filled fun, join us on our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a fetus from the past!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	7732
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	5383
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1212
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

authoritarian regime, controversial election, Democracy, disputed results, election results, electoral authority, exit polls, Fun, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft2020, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, socialist leader, south america, term, Venezuela, Vote, voter turnout, wins third term

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

BELIEF, causality, chance, chaos theory, Coincidence, destiny, determinism, fate, interconnectedness, Order, patterns, Perception, philosophy, Probability, Psychology, Random, randomcraft, serendipity, synchronicity, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Animals, Biomancy, Builder, Code, DIMENSION, Dungeons, exclusive, Explore, freedom, invite, Loot, MCSnips2, Modded, Mystery, Nether, oceans, Redemption, Server, Story, Trains, Trees, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	341148
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	132
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6873
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	7997
Farms Harvested:	246	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	154
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.