Distorting History Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	3173
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
New Chunks Explored:	196907	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	3396

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	1410	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrandparentGala Minecraft Server

acceptance, bridezilla, childhood memories, Connection, court battle, emotions, family drama, Father, GrandparentGala, Grandparents, Honoring, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Mother, parents table, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepmom, stepmother, Therapy, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5473	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!

Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!