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SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

Sovereign neighbors, Distorting History, Politics, accusations, Propaganda

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

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Eternal Quests 1.21.2

dating advice, societal expectations, social norms, prejudice, cute latina gf

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna be a middle aged, kinda slow-looking black dude and score yourself a hot Latina girlfriend, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I know it sounds cray-cray, but trust me, it’s the key to unlocking that spicy senorita’s heart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and just being your fabulous self in this server, when suddenly, BAM! You catch the eye of a gorgeous Latina player who can’t resist your charm. She’ll be all over you like a creeper on a noob, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the middle aged, slightly slow-looking black dude of your dreams. Who knows, you might just find your Latina queen waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but hey, love knows no bounds, am I right? Let’s get it, bro!

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RichCraft: 50/50 Split LOL

assets, income gap, Equitable, emergency fund, roommates

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where splitting expenses is as easy as building a block house! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating financial discussions with your virtual partner.

On our server, you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for those trust fund players who have multi-millions in their inventory! Will you be able to save enough for emergencies or will you be left without a safety net?

Experience the excitement of splitting things 50/50, even when you earn significantly more than your in-game partner. And don’t worry about the gap between your incomes growing over time, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for a chance to negotiate prenups and keep your virtual income and assets separate from your partner’s family wealth. It’s like playing Minecraft, but with a financial twist! So come on, join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the world of finances in the most lolzy way possible!

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JavaJoltless Minecraft SMP

green tea, smp, Matcha, meditation, breakfast options

Yo, so like, if you’re not on this Minecraft SMP, then how do you even wake up in the morning, bro? Like, this server is the ultimate wake-up call, except instead of an annoying alarm clock, it’s a creeper blowing up your house! And don’t even get me started on the coffee, man. We don’t need that stuff here, we just chug potions of swiftness and jump around like crazy fools. Join us if you wanna start your day off with a bang, literally!

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NoobCraftPro

incompetence in daily tasks, lack of proficiency, incapability, inadequacy, Struggles

Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

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CraftySyrianLebBond

Assad ouster, peacebuilding efforts, regional security, post-war reconstruction, MIDDLE EAST

haha join dis minecraft server, it’s like syria and lebanon pledging long-term strategic relations after assad got kicked out, except we ain’t kicking nobody out, we all friends here! come build epic castles and battle dragons with us, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s gonna be wild yo! so join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

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OUTBREAK | Beautiful generation, big trees Minecraft server

Geophilic, No Dupe, high-quality host, Russian, Survival

Cozy vanilla semi-RP survival without privates, a high-quality host with 20 TPS, self-written plugins and datapacks Geophilic, which improves generation in a vanilla way, and Arboria, which replaces boring old trees with large and beautiful ones.

Now we are building a city in a vibey winter biome to celebrate the New Year together. Join us!

We have an online map, you can look at our world from above – https://map.outbreak.fun

Discord: https://discord.gg/fhgkRff

Telegram: https://t.me/outbreak_mc

VK (semi-abandoned): https://vk.com/public193638050

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Technology Realm[pvp]

Realmpvp, eXtraordinary, Quests, Adventure, Challenges
Unveil the Mysteries

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

Realm Secrets:
Ready for the extraordinary? Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ Join our Discord server

Realms:

Realm Name Realm Code

Jk Realm 1 VqtaUznAGi4

Ts Realm 2 YrXnSm8e6n8

Ats Realm 3 zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ:

What is this Minecraft server about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey where players can explore untold mysteries, craft structures, embark on quests, and more.

How many realms are available to join?

There are 3 realms available for players to join. Each realm offers unique experiences and challenges.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can use the realm codes provided above or join the Discord server linked in the description.
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Mystic Origins Realms 1.20.2

backstory reveal, Origins, unexpected twist, sympathetic, character motivation

Yo, bro, forget all that sad backstory crap! Join our Minecraft server and leave your pity party at the door! We don’t do sob stories here, we do epic adventures and crazy builds!

Imagine if Luffy punched Arlong into the ground and then they all just started building a giant pirate ship together. That’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on our server.

So if you’re tired of boring backstories and just want to have a good time, join us! Who needs sad pasts when you can have epic Minecraft moments instead? Let’s gooooo!

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NoGifts4Bros

MONEY, husband, Bed.., Cancer, housewarming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you love a good soap opera unfolding right before your eyes.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles over virtual washers, deceitful lies being exposed, and medical bill drama that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy keeping up with the latest scandals and juicy gossip. Who needs a new bed when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining Minecraft server on the block?

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and get caught up in the wildest stories Minecraft has ever seen?

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Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

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Unveil the Mysteries

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FAQ:

What is this Minecraft server about?

How many realms are available to join?

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