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BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

InstaCraft: Where creepers have better survival skills than players!

auction house, Casual Minecrafter, Cheating, CREEPERS, discord community, Enthusiast, Free Gameplay, InstaCraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Market, Player Shops, Players, PvE, Silk-Spawners, Skills, Staff, Survival, theft, trading skills, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4472	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4601	Holy Grails Found:	1

Server Details
Server IP	play.myinstacraft.com
Website	MyInstaCraft
Dynmap	Explore the Map
Discord	Join us on Discord

What’s New
Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy. Check out the attached photos for a sneak peek!

About Us
Established and Going Strong: With over two years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features
Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQs

Q: How can I join the InstaCraft server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.myinstacraft.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is InstaCraft a PvP or PvE server?

A: InstaCraft is a PvE (Player vs Environment) server, meaning players focus on cooperation and survival against the environment, rather than battling each other.

Q: Are there any rules on InstaCraft?

A: Yes, InstaCraft has rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. These rules include no cheating, griefing, or harassing other players.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report any rule-breaking behavior to the server staff either through the in-game chat or on the Discord server. The staff will investigate and take appropriate action.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on InstaCraft?

A: InstaCraft occasionally hosts events such as building competitions, treasure hunts, and community gatherings. Stay updated on the website or Discord for upcoming events.

Q: Can I create my own shops or trade with other players on InstaCraft?

A: Yes, InstaCraft features an active economy where players can create their own shops or interact with the Auction House to buy and sell items with other players.

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

BlockyFate, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials, GudaGuda, Interlude Timeline, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, NA General, New Yamataikoku, Pickup Summon, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Server, Summoning Info

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles in The Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for dominance with teacups and tea bags!

But that’s not all – we also have The Man Who Returned from Hell event, where players can face off against demons and monsters from the underworld! Will you be able to survive and make it back to the land of the living?

And don’t forget about our insane summoning events, where you can summon the legendary GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu and other powerful beings to aid you in your adventures!

Join now for a chance to experience all the craziness and excitement that our Minecraft server has to offer! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have tea battles and demon fights instead? Let the madness begin!

Zoomers of Minecraft SMP, what is/was it like growing up in a generation…

acceptance, Anime, CHATROOMS, Community, cultural shift, Forums, FRIENDSHIPS, generation, Growing, growing up, hobbies, interests, iswas, Mainstream, Manga, millennial, Minecraft, Nerd, Normalized, pop culture, smp, socialization, youth culture, zoomers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Votes:	7177	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Hey there fellow Zoomers! Are you tired of living in a world where anime and manga are considered “normal”? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and enter a world where anime is worshipped like a religion and manga is the law of the land.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of Goku, with Naruto and Sailor Moon by his side. As you explore, you come across villages themed after your favorite anime, where villagers speak in Japanese and offer you ramen instead of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Waifu Wars,” where players battle it out to prove who has the best 2D love interest. Will you fight for your virtual crush or will you be left in the dust by a body pillow-wielding opponent?

So come join us on our crazy anime-filled adventure! Who needs the real world when you can live in a virtual one where anime is life and manga is love? See you on the server, fellow otaku!

ConcertCraze Minecraft Server

addiction, alcoholism, Boundaries, Boyfriend, codependency, Concert, concert tickets, ConcertCraze, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, Enabling, friendship, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritization, Resentment, self-absorbed, self-care, Server, Support, toxic relationship, unhealthy dynamic

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your friend’s antics? Look no further! Our server is like a wild concert where anything goes, but without the drama (unless you bring it yourself, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop fun and adventure!

Just like dealing with a friend who’s always causing chaos, our server will keep you on your toes. From crazy mini-games to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment here. And just like trying to navigate through a night out with your wild friend, our server will test your skills and patience in the best way possible.

So why join our server? Because life is too short to deal with toxic friends, but it’s never too short to have a blast in Minecraft! Come join us and leave all the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

DeskCraft – No Hubby Allowed

Allowed, appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DeskCraft, distractions, full-time student, Home office, Hubby, husband, income earner, online classes, productivity, relationship dynamics, remote work, shared workspace, Time management, Understanding, work desk, work-life balance, workspace preferences

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this couple fighting over a desk, we know the struggle of needing your own spot to thrive.

Join us for a virtual world where you can claim your own territory and never have to worry about someone stealing your desk again! Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers in peace without any interruptions.

Don’t be the asshole who gives up their desk time – join our server and claim your virtual desk today! Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

CreepyCamo in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, Body language, creep, creepy, creepy attire, creepy behavior, creepy vibes, CreepyCamo, eerie, Minecraft, odd, off-putting, Outfit, peculiar, Qualities, red flags, smp, strange, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, unsettling vibes, warning signs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2149	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic Steve or Alex skin? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who wear pink tutus and chicken hats! That’s right, if you’re not rocking that fabulous combo, you’re not welcome here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creep Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of creeping people out in the most hilarious ways possible. From hiding in bushes and whispering spooky jokes to building giant statues of themselves with googly eyes, these creeps will keep you on your toes (and laughing your pants off) at all times.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a community of misfits and pranksters, come on down to our server and show us your best creepy outfit. Just remember, if you’re not making people laugh or cringe, you’re doing it wrong!

StrangerCraft: Compliments & Kindness

compassion, compliments, emotional connection, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, friendly encounter, Generosity, Good deed, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, inspiring, Kindness, positive interaction, positivity, Random act of kindness, spreading love, stranger, StrangerCraft, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm gesture

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Farms Harvested:	875	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	282261

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of strangers building you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while serenading you with a chorus of baby chickens. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss out on! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of pixelated architecture. So come on in and let the dolphins show you the true meaning of friendship in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyArmenianMCServer

air defense systems, allegations, allegedly, armenia, arms deal, Conflict, CraftyArmenianMCServer, Crisis, Defense, defense cooperation, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, Politics, SECURITY, Transfer, Transferring, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5985	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Armenia allegedly transferring most of its air defense systems to Ukraine? Yeah, that’s right, we’re on a whole other level of craziness here!

Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players flying through the air on pigs, building giant castles out of diamond blocks, and riding dragons into battle. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most OP player in the game. You’ll be able to shoot fireballs from your eyes, summon lightning storms at will, and even turn your enemies into chickens. It’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness Armenia transferring its air defense systems to Ukraine while you’re at it. It’s that wild!

UkraineCraft: Trump Edition

approach, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, leadership style, military intervention, nato, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Politics, russia, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a part of a minecraft server that is so lit, even trump would wanna play on it? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity! we got creeper explosions that are yuge, just like trump’s hands. u can build a wall around ur base to keep out all the haters, just like trump wants to do with mexico. and if u ever feel like starting a war, just remember, trump would totally approve cuz he’s all about that conflict. so come join us on this server and make minecraft great again! #buildawall #trumpapproved

Thorin’s Neanderthal Adventure

Adventure, Ancient, ancient DNA, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological find, discovery, Evolution, extinct species, Extinction, fossil, France, genetic isolation, genetic line, hominid, human evolution, ISOLATED, neanderthal, Paleontology, prehistoric, thorin, Thorins

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	3352	Secret Passages Found:	8
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.

we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.

so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.