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SheamusCraft Minecraft Server

athlete, Celtic Warrior, Champion, Defeat, Entertainment, Fighting, irish, Kingdom, Minecraft, people, POWERHOUSE, PROFESSIONAL, Ring, Rivalry, Server, SheamusCraft, sports, Superstar, Victory, wrestler, wrestling, wwe, y’see Sheamus

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the most elite players are allowed to enter! Picture this: a kingdom ruled by a majestic llama named Sheamus who only allows the most skilled and hilarious players to join his ranks.

But beware, if you’re not up to snuff, Sheamus will personally kick you out of his kingdom with a swift llama kick to the behind. Only the bravest and funniest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Join now for a chance to prove your worth to Sheamus and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a spot in his exclusive llama squad. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become a part of Sheamus’s legendary kingdom?

GasWashMinecraftServer

access to resources, banned appliances, cleaning equipment, controversial opinions, cultural stereotypes, electric washing machines, energy efficiency, environmental impact, gas powered washing machines, GasWashMinecraftServer, household appliances, hygiene practices, laundry day, offensive language, outdated technology, poverty stigma, racial discrimination, social inequality, socioeconomic status, technology debate

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.

But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.

Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

RiggedCraft Minecraft Server

Bayern, bvb, city, diversity commercial, Foul, Haaland, Invincible, KDB, leipzig, mainstream sport, mental boost, Minecraft, moral boost, pens, referee, RIGGED, RiggedCraft, sabotage, Server, Soccer, weird behavior, Yellow Card

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Players Killed by Monsters:	602	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability! Just like the referees in a soccer match, our admins might do nothing when you’re being tackled, or they might give you a yellow card for no reason at all. It’s all part of the fun!

Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?

We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.

Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

FDA-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Agencies, bureaucracy, bureaucratic mess, Corruption, FDA, FDAFreeCraft, Government, government agencies, government inefficiency, government waste, Incompetence, ineffective, ineffective policies, inefficiency, Minecraft, oversight, red tape, Regulation, regulatory bodies, Server, useless, useless regulations, Waste of Money

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5991	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers with useless agencies? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have a secret agency dedicated to finding the best pizza toppings in the world! That’s right, forget about saving the world from creepers, we’re on a mission to create the ultimate pizza masterpiece! Join us for epic pizza battles, crazy toppings, and a whole lot of cheesy fun. Who needs boring old agencies when you can be part of the most delicious mission in Minecraft history? Join now and let’s get saucy!

ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, DESERTED, Forgotten, ForgottenCraft, FORSAKEN, ignored, INVISIBLE, ISOLATION, left behind, Loneliness, Memory Loss, Minecraft, neglect, neglected, Overlooked, Sadness, Server, unremembered

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Towns Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, “i am forgotten,” you’ll be treated like the star of the show (even if you’re a total noob)!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (and a pet chicken named Cluck Norris). Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-A-Pig” contest, where the most creative pig sculpture wins a golden carrot (because why not)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for a chance to cross the bridge (spoiler alert: the troll has some killer dance moves).

So come on down to “i am forgotten” and join in on the wackiest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t be forgotten on this server (unless you forget to feed your pet Enderman, then all bets are off).

Who’s Crafting? – Modern Minecraft Server

5th Fes, CHAPTERS, Clips, Crafting, doxxshit, hatsune miku, holoEN, HOLOTORI Dance, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, List of Songs, MDCXLVV, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, MODERN, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, printers, Second original song, Server, Stellar Stellar, The Forgotten Song, twitter, Whos, youtube channel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with HoloEN madness. We’ve got original songs, dances, and even forgotten songs featuring Hatsune Miku herself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) who will guide you through the depths of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re feeling brave, try out our karaoke nights where you can sing your heart out with Mumei herself.

Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event where anything can happen. Join now for a chance to win exclusive merch and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before the printers try to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

LOTR Minecraft Server: Theatrical Adventures

3 days, Adventures, AMC, Cinema, Commitment, extended edition, FANTASY, fellowship of the ring, HBO Max, Irishman, Killers of the Flower Moon, lord of the rings, Lotr, Minecraft, movie marathon, runtime, Sequels, Server, streaming, Theatres, Theatrical, trilogy, worth it

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for an epic adventure that doesn’t involve actually leaving your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more excitement packed into our virtual world than the extended LOTR trilogy, and that’s saying something!

Join us and embark on a quest to mine diamonds, build epic structures, and battle mobs like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in Middle-earth (minus the pesky orcs and evil wizards, of course).

Forget HBO Max and their lackluster streaming service – on our server, the only thing you’ll be streaming is pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never have to worry about your mom telling you what you can and can’t watch.

So why commit to watching movies in theaters for three days when you can join our server and experience endless entertainment right at your fingertips? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. Join us now and let the adventure begin!

EllentCraft-1.1.x Minecraft server

ELIXIRS, EllentCraft, Free donation, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Weddings

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchantments Applied:	131
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

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Newland: Where the creepers are the only ones who ask for ID

Adult, bedrock realm, building, chambers, Community, Cooperative, CREEPERS, Discord, Expanding, Farms, mega base, members, Minecraft, Newland, PvP, Realms, rules, Server, snowy mountain, Speech

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	418777
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers. We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech. Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers.

We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.

Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!

FAQ: Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
Can I join if I’m under 18?	Sorry, this server is for adults only.
What are the server rules?	No pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.
How can I join the server?	Message the server admin for more information on joining.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord for our community members.

PlayStationFanMCServer

brown person, console, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, ethnicity, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, playstation community, playstation fan, PlayStationFanMCServer, racial humor, reaction, social media, stereotype, video games, viral

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring PlayStation fans? Look no further, because our server is a PlayStation fan-free zone! Say goodbye to brown people and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!