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Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General

Archived, Collagebaker, ComfyUI Guide, diffusion, digital art software, Distilled Quants, FluxForge Guide, Free and Open Source, general, HunyuanVideoComfy, ldg, local ], local diffusion, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, neighbours, Prompt from Image, Samplers, Share Metadata, smp, Texting Neighbo(u)r, Training, Txt2Img Plugin, upscalers, Video Collagebaker

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We discuss Free and Open-Source Diffusion models like it’s a big deal edition of a reality TV show.

Join us as we navigate through the wild world of Metastable, SwarmUI, Forge, ComfyUI, and InvokeAI. We train like crazy with HunyuanVideoComfy and FluxForge, following guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We share metadata like it’s nobody’s business, generate prompts from images that will leave you questioning reality, and collaborate with our wild Neighbo(u)rs from /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /h/hdg, and more.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, come join us and text your Neighbo(u)r in /g/lmg. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Blocky Guns & Parenting

blocky, child safety, firearm education, firearm lessons, gun accidents, gun control, gun culture, gun laws, gun ownership, gun ownership laws, gun rights, Gun Safety, gun safety measures, gun storage, gun training, Gun Violence, Guns, Kids, loaded guns, parenting, parents, responsible handling, unlocked

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mines Excavated:	1923	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where we got unlocked, loaded guns just lyin’ around for u to use? our parents be givin’ kids firearm lessons like it’s no big deal, teachin’ ’em how to handle them responsibly and all that jazz. who knows if it actually keeps kids safe, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us for some wild shootouts and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Typical Gamer, whose real name is Andre Rebelo, is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gameplay videos and live streams of various video games. With millions of subscribers on YouTube and followers on Twitch, Typical Gamer has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. His engaging personality, entertaining commentary, and skillful gameplay has helped him build a loyal fan base and become one of the top gaming content creators on the internet.

What are Minecraft servers like Yakisova Junior High School ?

BUILD, Colorful, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Experience, Friendly, Friends, gameplay, japanese, MCMMO, Players, PvE, PvP, Safe, School, Server, Spawn, Stories, Survival, Theme, vibrant, Yakisova

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	3833	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to Yakisova Junior High School include:

1. SakuraMC – A server with a Japanese-themed spawn and McMMO gameplay experience, perfect for players looking for a vibrant and colorful environment to explore with friends.

2. KawaiiCraft – This server offers a cute and kawaii-themed world for players to enjoy, complete with unique gameplay elements and a friendly community.

3. AnimeCraft – For fans of anime and Japanese culture, AnimeCraft provides a server experience that combines these interests with Minecraft gameplay, creating a fun and engaging environment for players to enjoy.

4. CherryBlossomMC – With a focus on creativity and community, CherryBlossomMC offers a server experience that is similar to Yakisova Junior High School in its emphasis on friendly interactions and engaging gameplay experiences.

Whether you’re looking for a server with a Japanese theme, McMMO gameplay, or a vibrant community to join, these servers provide similar experiences to Yakisova Junior High School and are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

play.yakisovasmp.com:20096

CubedSMP

_cubed, Community, cubed2000, CubedSMP, Plugins, public server, Simple, smp, Survival, twitch, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7784
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

A pure vanilla survival server with little plugins. This server is owned by _cubed, or cubed2000 on twitch. We are a community that strives to bring back the simpler minecraft smp experience while also remaining a public server. We think that SMPs these days are boring and use too much plugins. Our server is trying to change that by bringing you the vanilla experience.

cubedsmp.falixsrv.me

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

Our Generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis Minecraft SMP

90s anime, Angels, Anime, anime themes, Asuka Langley Soryu, classic anime, Cruel, Cruel Angel’s Thesis, Emotional Music, generations, Hideaki Anno, iconic songs, J-pop, Japanese pop culture, mecha anime, Minecraft, Music, neon genesis evangelion, Nostalgia, opening theme song, our generation, Rei Ayanami, Shinji Ikari, smp, Thesis, Yoko Takahashi

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	2135
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1080

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Feel like starting a sheep rebellion against the cows? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But be warned, this is not for the faint of heart. Our server is home to the most notorious griefers, the most skilled PvPers, and the craziest redstone engineers you’ve ever seen. Can you handle the madness? Join us and find out!

So why should you join our generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing sea shanties with your fellow players? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CarClash Minecraft Server

Accountability, budgeting, car expenses, car leasing, car maintenance, car ownership, car ownership agreement, car payment, CarClash, childcare, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Support, financial agreements, financial responsibility, marriage issues, Minecraft, parenting, personal finance, relationship conflicts, Server, working parents

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for some crazy adventures and epic battles! Just like how this player’s wife agreed to pay for a car and then changed her mind, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you fulfill your promises or will you face the consequences like this player’s wife? Join now and find out! Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual car if you don’t pay up…or do we? 😉

PixelBridesmaidNoMore

Appearance, Bridesmaid, classic, colorful hair, Conflict, Elegant, family drama, family dynamics, hurt feelings, maid of honor, nose piercing, personal style, PixelBridesmaidNoMore, sacrifice, selfish, sister, tattoos, unique style, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Potions Brewed:	74
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	5234	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can be as colorful and unique as you want! No need to tone down your style for anyone, not even for your sister’s wedding!

Imagine a world where your blue hair, tattoos, and nose ring are celebrated, not hidden. Our server is all about embracing individuality and having a blast while doing it.

Don’t let anyone tell you to change who you are, especially not for a wedding. Join us and let your true colors shine, literally! Who needs a maid of honor title when you can be the queen of the server? Let’s make Minecraft weddings fabulous again! 🌈💎🎮

EasyWayHardWayMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, easy way, EasyWayHardWayMinecraftSMP, experiences, growth, hard way, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, lessons learned, life experiences, life lessons, MISTAKES, mistakes to avoid, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	162
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or the joy of finding a diamond block in a chicken coop. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to step foot in it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of evil skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of their bone-chilling attacks?

So come on, join our SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in our world, the only rule is that there are no rules.

LostCraft: Where Interest Goes to Die

activities, Boredom, commitments, Die, disinterest, Engagements, Enthusiasm, hobbies, Interest, interests, lost interest, LostCraft, motivation, Passion, pastimes, pursuits

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1606	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us if you’ve lost interest in the mundane and are ready for some wild adventures.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a virtual circus, with non-stop entertainment around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy, unpredictable world.