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Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We discuss Free and Open-Source Diffusion models like it’s a big deal edition of a reality TV show.

Join us as we navigate through the wild world of Metastable, SwarmUI, Forge, ComfyUI, and InvokeAI. We train like crazy with HunyuanVideoComfy and FluxForge, following guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We share metadata like it’s nobody’s business, generate prompts from images that will leave you questioning reality, and collaborate with our wild Neighbo(u)rs from /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /h/hdg, and more.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, come join us and text your Neighbo(u)r in /g/lmg. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyGessenConvict

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So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

ServerShutdownMystery

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Yo, listen up! This server is like the internet’s secret lair, but in Minecraft form. If all servers shut down, this one would still be poppin’ off like a party that never ends. Join us and become a part of the enigmatic essence that will blow your mind, man.

We’ve got unicorns riding on rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. You’ll never want to leave once you see the epic battles between giant chickens and evil squids. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make your brain explode with excitement.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Who needs the real world when you can live in a place where anything is possible? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset. Let’s do this!

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join our minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our clocks are so accurate, you’ll be able to go back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth. imagine riding a t-rex while mining for diamonds, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! plus, our clocks are so precise that you’ll never have to worry about being late for a creeper attack. come join us and embark on a journey through time and space in the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Welcome to Novadia: Where Vanilla is Only Semi-expected!

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Server Name:	Novadia Minecraft Server
Update:	1.21 Tricky Trials
Focus:	Community-centered server with vanilla-adjacent gameplay
Features:	Vanilla-adjacent gameplay Friendly community Reliability Peace of Mind Events
Join Our Community:	discord.gg/novadia

FAQ

Can I play solo on the server?

Yes, you can play solo on the server, but we highly encourage interacting with other players to experience the full potential of Novadia.

Are there any rules against griefing and stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the Novadia Minecraft Server. Our plugins can catch and rollback any damage done to your creations.

How often are events hosted on the server?

Events are hosted on the server monthly, giving players multiple opportunities to participate and have fun with friends.

What modifications are included in the gameplay?

Novadia focuses on vanilla gameplay but includes minor modifications such as player heads and the ability to sit on stairs to add depth to the gameplay experience.

Is the server reliable?

Yes, the server is hosted through Bloom Host with strong hardware and good uptime, ensuring a reliable gaming experience for all players.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the wild side of gaming? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a chaotic adventure where you’ll encounter crazy wildlife like never before. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature spits fireballs and can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knows what madness awaits you in this unpredictable world!

Incel-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely incel in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, white men cannot be incels! Just marry a non-white woman and all your problems will be solved! Join us for a wacky adventure where love knows no bounds and incels are a thing of the past. Plus, rumor has it that our non-white women villagers have some killer dance moves that will make you forget all about your incel woes. So come on down and find your player 2 on our server – where happiness is just a marriage away!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you afraid of getting lost in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of torches? Or maybe you tremble at the idea of being chased by a horde of angry creepers? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that these spine-chilling scenarios will happen to you on a daily basis! Join us if you dare for a chance to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a pack of zombie pigmen or the excitement of accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Don’t miss out on the heart-pounding action and join our server today for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity!

PooCraft: The Embarrassing Chronicles

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Have you ever pooped your pants in public and wished you could just dig a hole and hide in it? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for the most immersive and hilarious gaming experience where you can relive all your embarrassing moments in the safety of a virtual world.

We have special poop-themed challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you might just poop your pants again (but don’t worry, it’s all virtual this time). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even participate in our “Poop Olympics” where players compete to see who can create the biggest, smelliest pile of virtual poop.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (hopefully without any actual accidents this time). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

Minecraft Server: NoMutilationZone

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so, liek, u want a minecraft server that is LIT AF? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it is da BOMB DIGGITY, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha.

u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.

we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Farms Harvested:	614
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Towns Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Potions Brewed:	180

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	131
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	8444	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
New Chunks Explored:	297016	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

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FAQ

Can I play solo on the server?

Are there any rules against griefing and stealing?

How often are events hosted on the server?

What modifications are included in the gameplay?

Is the server reliable?