Distasteful MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TeeRageMinecraft SMP

worst thing, smp, distasteful, shocking design, offensive attire

OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.

And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.

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New Server IP
DisgustCraft

distasteful, weird, abominable, UNUSUAL, Disgusting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

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SMP_HitlerMusical

disrespectful depiction, inappropriate choice, distasteful, worst historical figure, offensive

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.

But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.

So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.

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New Server IP
BlockPartyFunTime

offensive, unseemly, Forbidden, BlockPartyFunTime, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.

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New Server IP
KimoiCraft Minecraft Server

off-putting, repellent, Minecraft, unappealing, yucky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of kimoi-ness.

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Stinky Steve’s LOLcraft Server

LolCraft, Unpleasant, offensive, STINKY, bad smell

Are you tired of boring, smelly Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so fresh and clean, even this guy KEK agrees that it stinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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New Server IP
NovaTek SMP: Tech Edition

quality of life additions, tnt duping, FREECAM, NovaTek, Players

NovaTek Technical SMP

NovaTek is a cool international community of Minecraft players who love the tech stuff and also just chilling out and playing casually.

Optimized We make sure everything runs super smooth so you can build all the crazy technical stuff you want, like automatic farms and TNT shenanigans. We’re all about that freedom to do what you want!

Vanilla+ We’ve added some neat little features to make your game more fun and less grindy. It all fits in so well, you’ll think it’s always been there!

Friendly Our community and staff are super nice and mature. Everyone chats and plays together like buddies. We’re always on top of the latest Minecraft updates too!

Whitelisted You gotta apply to join, but don’t worry, it’s easy! Just fill out a form and you’ll get an invite to our Discord server. Let’s play together!

Apply here

mc.playnovatek.net

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Luna Pixel City

voice chat, mechanisms, Buildings, Players, semi-rp

Luna Pixel Server

Luna Pixel-Semi-RP Vanilla+ without restrictions in the buildings of mechanisms, territories, cities. You can scale and embody your fantasies as much as enough, we will try to provide you with it!

We completely lack such things as privileges or privat. Here you can feel all the beauty of the vanilla minecraft, using the voice chat to communicate with other players.

lunapixel.ru

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New Server IP
DreamLand Survival

survival server, Dreamland, minecraft server, PORT, 135.125.123.109:25594

DreamLand Survival Server

Hey everyone! DreamLand is a new survival server that’s just starting out. The owner is super excited to have you all join in on the fun! 😄

To connect to the server, just use this IP address: 135.125.123.109:25594

Let’s all come together and have a great time surviving and building in DreamLand! 🌟

135.125.123.109

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New Server IP
Nottyverse Adventure

Parkour, Perks, Minecraft, discord community, NottyVerse

Nottyverse

Welcome to NottyVerse, a cool Minecraft world full of adventure and fun! Explore big lands, do tricky jumps, and fight hard battles. You can trade, sell, and buy stuff with our Economy system, and chill in the AFK Area when needed. We have events every week for all players, so there’s always something fun to do. Join our Discord for rank giveaways and cool perks. Come to NottyVerse now and have a great time surviving!

play.nottyverse.fun

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New Server IP

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DreamLand Survival Server