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SMP_HitlerMusical

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.

But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.

So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.

BlockPartyFunTime

awkward, BlockPartyFunTime, controversial, cringe-worthy, crude, distasteful, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, impolite, improper, inappropriate, Indecent, offensive, RISQUE, scandalous, shameful, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNCOMFORTABLE, unseemly, unsuitable

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7238
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.

KimoiCraft Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringeworthy, detestable, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, ICKY, Kimoi, KimoiCraft, loathsome, Minecraft, nauseating, objectionable, off-putting, repellent, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Server, unappealing, Unpleasant, Vile, yucky

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Potions Brewed:	177

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of kimoi-ness.

Stinky Steve’s LOLcraft Server

bad smell, disagreeable, dislike, displeasing, distasteful, foul odor, gross, Kek, LolCraft, long trail, nauseating, not good, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Server, Steves, STINKY, Tag, this guy stinks, unimpressed, Unpleasant, yucky

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9019

Are you tired of boring, smelly Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so fresh and clean, even this guy KEK agrees that it stinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

MoveOnMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, closure after a breakup, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, letting go, mental health, MoveOnMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7373

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of dancing creepers throwing a party. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So, if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world.

Grocery Hauler Gang

city truck, daily driver, Flatbed, Gang, groceries, grocery, grocery getter, grocery hauler, hauler, Nickname, nickname ideas, pickup truck drivers, practical truck owners, suburban truck, Transportation, truck community, truck customization, truck enthusiasts, truck lifestyle, truck owners, truck usage, urban pickup, Vehicle

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	3650	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the pickup truck enthusiasts who prefer to use their flatbeds for grocery shopping rather than hauling anything useful! Join us and become a part of the “Grocery Hauler Gang” as we roam the virtual world in our decked-out trucks, filled to the brim with snacks and essentials.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret grocery store dungeon, where players can battle it out with evil shopping carts and oversized produce for epic loot and rewards. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and emerge victorious with a cart full of goodies?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a grocery-hauling hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the weight capacity of your virtual truck). See you on the flip side, fellow grocery warriors!

MobGazaAbuseCraft

Abused, Body, brutality, Conflict, crime, Eitan Levi, family, footage, gaza, Hostage, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Mob, MobGazaAbuseCraft, mourning, Murdered, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, viral video

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of wild llamas trained in martial arts. u gotta fight ur way through them to claim ur treasure! but that’s not all, we also have a giant lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies to the mighty minecraft gods for extra powers. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server, so u gotta watch ur back at all times. join now and become a legend in the craziest minecraft server ever!

GlutenCraft: Neurotoxicity Edition

autoimmune disorder, brain cells, differential pattern, Edition, epilepsy, gliadin, gluten, gluten intolerance, gluten sensitivity, GlutenCraft, in vitro, Inflammatory Response, Neurodegeneration, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, Neurotoxicity, p31-43, p57-68, Peptides, protein, seizure activity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where the gliadin peptides p31-43 and p57-68 will blow your mind with their neurotoxicity! watch out for the crazy in vitro epilepsy model that will have you shaking in your diamond boots. we promise you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the gluten protein madness. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server

African American, black men, Blackbros, BlkBroCraft, comedy, confusion, cultural humor, double take, funny, humor, identity crisis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Questioning, race relations, racial humor, racial identity, racial stereotypes, sarcasm, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing… drumroll… Blackbros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable antics.
We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players while being serenaded by a choir of singing llamas.
Want to ride a flying unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on Blackbros, anything is possible!
Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any griefers or trolls who dare to try and ruin the fun for everyone else.

So what are you waiting for? Join Blackbros today and experience the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventures of your life!

AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom

action, Adventure, animated characters, animated film, animated production, animated project, animated series, animated show, animated world, animation, animation industry, Animation Studio, Anime, Avatar, AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom, fan favorite, FANTASY, greenlight, Popular, Ready, Sequel

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Greenlight it ready, because this server is about to blow your mind!

WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

BETRAYAL, Bridesmaids, Communication, Conflict, dropping out, emotions, Expectations, financial obligations, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, hurt feelings, loyalty, misunderstandings, reconciliation, relationships, Replacement, Support, Trust, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	398
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken in the blink of an eye!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wedding party drama. Witness the betrayal, the hurt feelings, and the ultimate showdown between friends turned enemies.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real adventure lies in the drama-filled chat sessions and backstabbing antics of our players. Who needs zombies and skeletons when you have friends like these?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a Ender Dragon rampage, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty!

FearlessFool Minecraft SMP

fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, FearlessFool, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, silly fear, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Villages Defended:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	5460	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Join our Minecraft SMP and conquer your fear by blowing up creepers yourself! Our server is filled with explosive surprises around every corner, perfect for adrenaline junkies and thrill-seekers alike.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been terrified of running out of diamonds? Fear no more, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like glittering confetti at a disco party. You’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

And if you’ve ever had a fear of heights, our server will cure you of that in no time. We have a skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the highest heights and land safely in a pool of water below. It’s a real rush, let me tell you!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might just come out the other side a braver, bolder player ready to take on anything the game throws at you.

PixelPervsGoneWild

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of getting into trouble after sending nudes to someone? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only trouble you’ll get into is trying to decide which block to build with next! Join us for a wild ride of pixelated fun where the only nudes you’ll see are the ones made out of blocks. So come on, leave your worries behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be exposing is your creativity!

CraftyWarZone

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, Defense, deploys, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, jets, MIDDLE EAST, Military, naval forces, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threatens, US, Warships

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	5708

lol imagine a minecraft server so epic that even the US military is getting involved! 😂 like, they’re sending jets and warships because Iran is threatening Israel on the server 😱 but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us! 💎⚔️ join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ll ever experience, and maybe even witness a real-life war zone in the chat 😜🚀 #minecraftmilitarymadness