Distant Relatives MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyGriefNoMore

toxic family, GrannyGriefNoMore, Emotional Abuse, neglect, Grandma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

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BroVacay Minecraft Server

financial constraints, sibling drama, family cruise, travel expenses, family vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server, where family reunions turn into a battle royale of who’s paying for what!

We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

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UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

large family, Communication, loan, Support, Minecraft

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

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AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, familial legends, ancestors’ journey, family history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

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IncestCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

family, Marriage, relationships, genetic connections, Family tree

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family ties run deep! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives and uncover shocking genealogical connections with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft buddy is actually your distant cousin twice removed!

Embark on epic quests to trace your ancestry back to the very beginning of time, where you’ll uncover scandalous family secrets and hilarious twists of fate. Build your family tree in-game and watch as it grows with each new player you meet.

Don’t worry about sharing DNA with your Minecraft pals, because as long as it’s from centuries ago, it’s all good! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your family history in the best way possible.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the tangled web of family connections. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft nemesis is actually your long-lost sibling!

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DadCraft Server: No Talking About Dad!

financial disagreements, emotional trauma, personal boundaries, parental loss, Server

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the toxic relationships and build your own empire! We promise no one will guilt trip you for not sharing your inheritance or set unrealistic expectations on you.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to share, build the biggest castle without anyone trying to tear it down, and explore new worlds without anyone telling you to “move on” from your grief.

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind! Build your own happy place where you can be the ruler of your own destiny. And remember, in this world, you are the ultimate boss!

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SisEnvy Minecraft Server

maid of honor, Server, SisEnvy, Rings, distant relatives

So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.

But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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Imperios: Where Villagers Vote, The Ender Dragon Rules, Enchanting Gets Funky, And War Is Just A Click Away!

Ender, Geopolitical resources, Silkspawner, Buildings, War

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to Join	1. Join the discord and ask for whitelist. 2. Read the message in #info-new-players for the ip and starter information. 3. A staffer will guide you, give you a beginner kit, and you can start playing!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks when you join the server.
Can I join a nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join a nation that has already been created by other players.
What are the resources camps in-game?	Resources camps are areas in the game that can be conquered and provide resources for the expansion of your nation.
How can I get started on the server?	Join the Discord server, ask for whitelist, and follow the instructions in the #info-new-players channel for the IP and starter information.

NinjaTrainMC Server

self improvement, Commitment, Server, dedication to craft, hard work

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your responsibilities? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.

Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

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FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

international aid, global intervention, troubled country, Disturbing, emergency response

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.

We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).

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