distant relatives Minecraft Servers

Distant Relatives

  • GrannyGriefNoMore

    GrannyGriefNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroVacay Minecraft Server

    BroVacay Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server, where family reunions turn into a battle royale of who’s paying for what!

    We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

    Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

    AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IncestCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

    IncestCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family ties run deep! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives and uncover shocking genealogical connections with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft buddy is actually your distant cousin twice removed!

    Embark on epic quests to trace your ancestry back to the very beginning of time, where you’ll uncover scandalous family secrets and hilarious twists of fate. Build your family tree in-game and watch as it grows with each new player you meet.

    Don’t worry about sharing DNA with your Minecraft pals, because as long as it’s from centuries ago, it’s all good! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your family history in the best way possible.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the tangled web of family connections. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft nemesis is actually your long-lost sibling!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft Server: No Talking About Dad!

    DadCraft Server: No Talking About Dad!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the toxic relationships and build your own empire! We promise no one will guilt trip you for not sharing your inheritance or set unrealistic expectations on you.

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to share, build the biggest castle without anyone trying to tear it down, and explore new worlds without anyone telling you to “move on” from your grief.

    So come join us and leave all the family drama behind! Build your own happy place where you can be the ruler of your own destiny. And remember, in this world, you are the ultimate boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisEnvy Minecraft Server

    SisEnvy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.

    But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Anxiety Server

    Crafty Anxiety Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out and stuff.

    we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. and, like, the creepers are extra friendly, they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

    plus, the study suggests that joining this server will, like, totally boost your creativity and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, man, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted Survival

    Crafted Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Features
    🏠 Land Claiming
    πŸ›οΈ Shopping District
    πŸ’¨ Homes and TPA
    πŸ—ΊοΈ Live World Map
    πŸ‘Ύ Mob Heads
    πŸŒ™ One Player Sleep
    πŸ… Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
    🧍 Active Player Base

    Discord

    Server Trailer

    IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❀️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we provide a griefer-free environment for our players.
    How can I claim land on the server? We have a land claiming system in place. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, our server is open to all players. Feel free to invite your friends to join!
    Are there any special events on the server? We occasionally host special events such as building competitions and treasure hunts. Stay tuned for announcements!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rogue Pursuit 1.20.5

    Rogue Pursuit 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like being a prosecutor but with a twist! You get mad status because you gotta grind for that doctorate degree and pass the bar exam just to play. Plus, you get mad power to indict other players for criminal offenses and send them to virtual prison. It’s like being a law enforcement hero, but in a blocky world. And yeah, you might not make as much virtual money as a doctor, but who cares when you’re living that prosecutor life? Forget other jobs, this server is where it’s at for all the masculinity, power, and status you could ever want. Join now and be the virtual prosecutor of your dreams!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP