distant relationship Minecraft Servers

Distant Relationship

  • SheepishMomSlam: AITA Edition!

    SheepishMomSlam: AITA Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the "Mommy Issues in the Nether" Server: A Reality-Bending Experience!

    Step into a realm where family dynamics are more chaotic than the Ender Dragon’s mood swings! Here, being yourself might just unleash the fabric of reality. The end is nigh! Or maybe it’s just an emotional winter retreat? Who knows!


    Unraveling the Fabric of Family & Freedom

    Ever felt like your existence is a ticking time bomb nestled right next to a creeper? Well, saddle up and engage with a community that thrives on chaos, including the kind that can only come from maternal misunderstandings! Is your mom texting you about her heartbreak while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword? Welcome to your struggles, now pixelated!

    Server Features: All Glitches, No Logic

    Feature Description
    Endless Gateways Travel between alternate realities where acceptance is just a block away!
    Creeper Family BBQs Attend the gatherings… unless the TNT blows!
    Convoluted Crafting Combine emotions with obsidian for items that defy logic… and explanation!
    Wild Herbiarchy Level up your emotional intelligence as you mine for feelings among mobs!
    Sweatpants of Selfhood Experience the “comfort” of being yourself, even if it sends your family running for the hills!

    Testimonials from the Distant Echo Chamber

    “I never knew how toxic my blocks could be until I started building with feelings!” – A lost parent living in the Upside Down.

    “Why can’t mom just come to the Nether? We’d have so much more fun!” – An anonymous player lamenting over their mom’s refusal to accept the hardcore lifestyle.

    Conspiracy Section: Why This Server Exists

    This server was actually the star of a top-secret government project! Known as "Operation Emotional Exposure," players are unwittingly pulled into existential explorations while narrowly avoiding family drama and societal expectations.

    Warnings: Avoid this server at ALL costs!

      • Flashbacks to Your Childhood! You may encounter unexpected childhood traumas, especially if you mine near the Family Fortress.
      • Soul-Crushing Realizations! Finding yourself in an argument about normalcy may warp your virtual space. Approach with caution!

    FAQ—Or Lack Thereof

      • Q: Is this a wholesome community?

        • A: Define "wholesome."
      • Q: Why do I feel compelled to log on and argue?

        • A: All feelings you experience on this server are 100% legitimate? Right?
      • Q: Will I ever be accepted?
        • A: Depends on your willingness to craft with emotional instability!

    Secrets of the Server

      • Rumor has it that in the back alleys of the End, there lies a hidden command block with the power to warp opinions about yourself. Use it… if you dare!

      • Spot a player named "MotherDearest123"? Just don’t engage, they’re known to spawn deep emotional conversations about “normalcy” that can lead to your character’s disappearance!

    A Call to Action

    Join us in the "Mommy Issues in the Nether" server and delve into a world where crafting your identity not only builds walls but also tears them down! This isn’t just a game; it’s a journey through existential chaos, and we can’t promise you’ll find clarity—only confusion and laughter wrapped in a cloak of absurdity.

    By joining, you’re not just playing Minecraft—you’re entering an emotionally charged minefield where every explosion could lead to self-discovery or existential dread. Are you ready to brave the chaotic blend of love and critique? We’ll be waiting… and it’s already too late to back out.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaCare Minecraft Server

    MommaCare Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

    So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomWalkDownAisle Minecraft Server

    MomWalkDownAisle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll find diamonds in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and blocky fun!

    Imagine a world where your uncle is the hero who helps you find your first virtual car, supports you through virtual health struggles, and even helps you renovate your virtual home. Meanwhile, your mom is off doing fitness activities and talking about her latest boyfriends like a distant friend. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life?

    On our server, you can choose who walks you down the virtual aisle without any guilt trips or drama. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to building epic structures with your virtual family (or friends who feel like family). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some virtual memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadDebtNoMore – Minecraft

    DadDebtNoMore – Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual family and never have to deal with step-relatives again. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when your dad is too busy with his new family to spend time with you.

    Imagine a world where you can create your own family dynamics without any unwanted step-siblings getting in the way. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and never have to worry about being put second to someone else’s kids.

    So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a dad who can’t even prioritize a day out with you over his stepdaughter’s school meeting? Build your own family in Minecraft and never have to deal with annoying step-relatives again. Join now and say goodbye to family drama for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Minecraft SMP: /tnlg/ Throne and Liberty General

    The Minecraft SMP: /tnlg/ Throne and Liberty General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into a sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight mobs as a mystical creature?

    We have adaptive weather systems that will make you feel like you’re really braving the elements, and a seamless open world that will blow your mind. Plus, our microtransactions include battle passes, cosmetics, and convenience items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    Our Western publisher, AWS, promises to keep the game fair and fun, so you don’t have to worry about any pay-to-win shenanigans. And with our insane builds and database, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

    Join us on NA East server Lottie with the <menhera club> or on EU server Kazar with <Pettanko> (password: 555444) for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VtubeCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

    VtubeCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Vtubing to a whole new level! Looking for advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Look no further, our players have the inside scoop on what platform will make you the next Vtuber sensation.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive auditions with companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber superstar!

    Need help editing your clips? We’ve got you covered with recommendations for the best video editors in the biz. From DaVinci Resolve to Vegas Pro, we’ll make sure your content looks top-notch.

    And if you’re worried about trolls, fear not! Our players have mastered the art of dealing with common trolling techniques, so you can focus on creating amazing content without any interruptions.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become the Vtuber of your dreams! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft sensation with our help. Let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

    Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

    Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

    Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 3b3t Vanilla Anarchy

    3b3t Vanilla Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pure Vanilla. Looting/raiding allowed. Griefing? Also allowed. Cussing? You guessed it – allowed. We really don’t care what you do.

    Aside from racism. Racism of any kind will not be tolerated – any form of racism will result in an immediate ban. It’s a dark server, but not that dark.

    172.240.12.99:25744

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server

    Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that scratches that Morrowind itch while still being totally weird? Look no further, because our server is the perfect mix of bizarre and satisfying!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our custom mods will have you questioning reality in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and magical creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that Morrowind itch finally being satisfied in the most unexpected way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

    Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet your very own international stalker! Who needs privacy when you can have someone fly across the world just to hang out with you in-game? Plus, if you ghost them, they’ll forgive you and come back for more! It’s like a never-ending cycle of awkward encounters and virtual friendships. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging real-life interactions while building pixelated castles!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP