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IncestCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1097

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family ties run deep! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives and uncover shocking genealogical connections with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft buddy is actually your distant cousin twice removed!

Embark on epic quests to trace your ancestry back to the very beginning of time, where you’ll uncover scandalous family secrets and hilarious twists of fate. Build your family tree in-game and watch as it grows with each new player you meet.

Don’t worry about sharing DNA with your Minecraft pals, because as long as it’s from centuries ago, it’s all good! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your family history in the best way possible.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the tangled web of family connections. Who knows, you might just find out that your Minecraft nemesis is actually your long-lost sibling!

RentCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bills, break up, Communication, compromise, Expectations, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, House, income, living together, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, moving out, pay rent, relationship, RentCraft, Risk, SAVING, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in a fair and balanced economy! Just like in real life, you’ll have to pay your way to success on our server. But fear not, we have outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in our virtual world when suddenly, a creeper appears and demands rent for the land you’re digging on. That’s right, even the mobs in our server know the importance of paying up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to negotiate rent with other players just like in the real world. Want to build a castle on someone else’s land? Better be prepared to fork over some emeralds for the privilege!

Join us now and experience the thrill of financial negotiations in a blocky world like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially intense? Don’t miss out on the chance to pay your way to virtual success!

CraftyCampusFun

campus fees, campus life, college, college savings, consequences, CraftyCampusFun, DAUGHTER, education, general education, Harsh, Honesty, Housing, IMPORTANCE, in-person classes, major-specific class, MONEY, online classes, skepticism, summer classes, Upset, value of money

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Animals Bred:	101	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

bad experience, dirty room, disappointing stay., false advertising, immediate, inconvenient location, lack of amenities, Minecraft, misleading photos, noisy neighbors, outdated decor, Overpriced, poor service, red flag, rude staff, Server, uncomfortable bed, unresponsive management, unsafe location, unsanitary conditions, wrong hotel, WrongHotel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4060
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	163	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	9921	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2969	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1465	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9376
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2934

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!