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BribeCraft: Son Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear.

Need a break from real life drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream world, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special feature where you can bribe your way to the top bunk in our virtual bunk beds – just like in real life!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family drama, without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6166	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Buildings Constructed:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mines Excavated:	4019	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Anger Management Craft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1263
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	2298
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!