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Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	1105	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Emeralds Found:	9949
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Alien Abductions:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	95	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

accomplishment, blockbusters, goal achieved, hard work pays off, life milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of myself, proud personal achievement, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!