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WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

BabyBlockerCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5817
Secret Passages Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.

We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).

So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!

Autism Quest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to play the game like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server

cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, demographic shift, demographics, ethnic demographics, ethnic diversity, Ethnic Minorities, ethnic replacement, global migration, global population, immigration, immigration impact, Immigration Trends, Indian diaspora, Indian population, mass migration, Minecraft, pixelated, population density, population growth, population size, population statistics, Pow, Server, wow

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4370
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a world where Indians have the power to replace entire continents with their sheer numbers. That’s right, 1.4 billion people ready to take over the Minecraft universe! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and conquer our way to world domination. Who knew a simple block-building game could turn into a battle for global supremacy? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Votes:	3729	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	751
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.