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Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Ciconia When They Cry PHASE 2, Death Game Hotel, death stranding 2, epic games, George Kamitani, Hashino Katsura, Hotel Barcelona, Kojima Hideo, Land, Limit x Despair, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Nagoshi Toshihiro, ODPhysint, pixelated, Rusty Rabbit, Ryukishi07, Shikura Chiyomaru, Silent Hill FC, Slitterhead, Steins, Suda51, sushi, SWERY, Toyama Keiichiro, Tribe Nine, Uchikoshi Kotaro, Ueda Fumito, Urobuchi Gen, yoko taro

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where all your wildest gaming dreams come true! Join us for a death-defying adventure at SWERY’s Death Game Hotel, where you’ll have to outwit your opponents to survive. But don’t worry, Suda51 will be there to keep things interesting with his crazy antics.

Feeling brave? Take a trip to Toyama Keiichiro’s Slitterhead world, where you’ll encounter the most terrifying creatures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Suda51’s mysterious game teased in 2023 at Hotel Barcelona.

But wait, there’s more! Yoko Taro is set to announce a mind-blowing new game in 2024, and Kojima Hideo is working on Death Stranding 2 in the virtual world of ODPhysint. Urobuchi Gen invites you to the Rusty Rabbit server, where the plot twists will leave you questioning everything.

Ryukishi07’s Silent Hill FCiconia When They Cry PHASE 2 server is a must-visit for horror fans, while Ueda Fumito’s Epic Games creation will transport you to a world of wonder. And who could forget Hashino Katsura’s Metaphor: ReFantazio, a game that will challenge your perception of reality.

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where George Kamitani’s long-awaited project is finally coming to life. Uchikoshi Kotaro’s Limit x Despair server will test your limits, while Nagoshi Toshihiro’s new game will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if you’re a fan of Steins;???, Shikura Chiyomaru’s server is the place to be for all things mysterious and mind-bending. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever created and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Polska: Where the blocks are as strong as our accents!

Accents, blocks, Crafty, eastern europe, European culture, Poland, Polish ancestry, Polish art, Polish community, polish cuisine, Polish customs, Polish diaspora, Polish folklore, Polish heritage, Polish history, Polish identity, Polish language, Polish literature, Polish music, Polish people, Polish pride, Polish traditions, polska, Slavic heritage, STRONG

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring old English speakers? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is filled to the brim with hilarious and energetic Polish players! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop banter, crazy shenanigans, and of course, delicious pierogi parties!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant underground disco filled with dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server that literally rocks the underground scene?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, our Polish players are experts at building intricate and beautiful structures that will leave you in awe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Dick Chud’s Hardcore Minecraft Adventures

Adventures, chuds, controversial humor, controversial name, cultural insensitivity, dick, do Indians really, funny name, HAHAHAHAHAH, Hard Dick Chud, Hardcore, inappropriate humor, inappropriate name, Indians, insensitive comments, insensitive humor, Minecraft, offensive comments, offensive humor, offensive language, offensive name, racial insensitivity, racial stereotypes, unironic name

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Void Armor Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	New Chunks Explored:	666857
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience, where the name is unironically Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY?????????????????

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Teibou Tuesday Edition

Edition, Fishing, fishing adventures, fishing buddies, fishing community, fishing enthusiasts, fishing equipment, fishing excursions, fishing fun, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing season, fishing spots, fishing tackle, fishing techniques, fishing time, fishing tips, fishing trips, madness, Minecraft, outdoor activities, Teibou, Teibou Tuesday, TUESDAY, warmer weather

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old fishing in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where the fish literally jump out of the water and into your inventory! Our fish are so eager to be caught, they practically swim into your hands themselves. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underwater city where the fish wear tiny top hats and monocles. Don’t miss out on the aquatic adventure of a lifetime!

Raw Meat Buffet – Where You Can Test Your Iron Stomach!

buffet, eating raw meat, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health risks, Iron, meat, meat consumption, meat consumption habits, meat poisoning, Raw, raw beef, Raw Food (Diet), raw meat, raw meat consumption, raw meat consumption benefits, raw meat consumption effects, raw meat consumption risks, raw meat controversy, raw meat debate, raw meat risks, raw meat safety, stomach, test, uncooked meat, YouTube challenge

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Potions Brewed:	89	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate raw meat challenge! Forget about building and mining, we’re all about testing your stomach’s limits here. Eat raw meat in-game and see if you can survive without getting sick. Just like that guy on Youtube, you’ll be a raw meat connoisseur in no time. Who needs cooked food when you can live life on the edge with a belly full of raw beef? Join now and show off your iron stomach skills!

EasyPeasyCraft

be a hero, DEADLINE, EASY, EasyPeasyCraft, expire, hassle-free, Hero, immigration, it’s that easy, last minute, next time, Paperwork, quick solution, Renewal, save the day, simple process, smooth process, stress free, timely renewal, Visa

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	5763
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be slaying dragons and saving villages in no time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your visa will magically extend every time it’s about to expire. So say goodbye to immigration stress and hello to a world of blocky adventures! Join now and become the visa-saving hero you were always meant to be!

Tokoyami Towa’s Eternal Darkness Minecraft Server

3d model, Darkness, DreamHack Melbourne, ETERNAL, Game Shop Maruyama, Gifting FAQ, Hologra, hololive, hololive Gamers fes, Hololivepro, league of legends, Manga archive, Minecraft, mori calliope, Radio program, SCARZCUP Apex Legends, Server, Tokoyami, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Online Party, Towa Thread, Towas, Twitcasting, twitch, twitter, 常闇トワ

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	2584
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4047

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic events like the annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where you can strut your stuff in the latest diamond armor designs.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive performances from virtual idols like Towa Thread, who will serenade you with her enchanting covers of “Unknown Mother Goose” and “Ghost Rule”. Plus, don’t miss out on our upcoming collab with DreamHack Melbourne 2024: Down Under, where hololive production will battle it out in a virtual reality dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks themselves. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – rumor has it they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a new album soon!

SkyrimCraft: Where we mine diamonds to the sound of dragon shouts!

Adventure, ambient, Atmospheric, diamonds, dovahkiin, Dragon.., Dragonborn, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Immersive, instrumental, Nostalgia, Orchestral, ost, shouts, Skyrim, SkyrimCraft, Sound, Soundtrack, video game music

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music playing in the background? Well, look no further because on our server, we only listen to the Skyrim OST on repeat! That’s right, get ready to mine, build, and fight off creepers while feeling like a dragonborn hero.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who needs new music when you can still be jamming out to the epic sounds of Skyrim?