Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.
plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.
so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.
IMAGINE BUILDING A HOUSE ON A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF COTTON CANDY, WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY THAT EVEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON’T APPLY HERE.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN OR A TALKING LLAMA. WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A TALKING LLAMA, AMIRITE?
AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE YOU, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE LAND. IT’S LIKE A BIZARRO WORLD WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE, BUT IT’S TOTALLY AWESOME.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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| Description: | Earth towny PVP|PVE 2 worlds economy and more! |
| MC IP: | play.helvetianetwork.com |
| Discord Invite: | https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5 |
| Dynamic World Map: | http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/ |
| Website Store: | https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/ |
Join us for a Pride Parade celebration in our virtual world, where you can be yourself without judgment from ultra-religious relatives. Build your own castle, explore new lands, and make friends who appreciate your independence and child-free lifestyle.
Don’t let the pressure from your family make you feel like an asshole – on our server, you’re free to be the badass player you were always meant to be. So leave the wedding drama behind and come play with us! Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer?
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon. And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes – they make for excellent companions on your quest for glory.
But the real reason you should join our server? The mirror dimension. Step through a looking glass and find yourself in a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. Trust us, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant cupcake. Hey, it happens.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
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Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.
Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.
But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?
Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?
Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?
So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
