Distance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyGuiltNoMore

Conflict, rules, Communication, Dogs, Gratitude

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than your family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t be guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s responsibilities!

We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.

Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!

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Galactic Magnetar Madness

discovery, Fast Radio Burst, research, scientists, Astronomy

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

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LDRGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Communication, Understanding, virtual dates., Connection, missing you

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon.

Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows

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2000s Minecraft War Server

Impact, Distance, comparison, perspective, Decades

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN A NETHER PORTAL ON FIRE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, MORE THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT! AND OUR BUILDERS? THEY’RE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A PIG INTO A PALACE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT’S SAID THAT NOTCH HIMSELF LOGS ON TO PLAY WHEN HE NEEDS A BREAK FROM DEVELOPING THE GAME. TRUE STORY, BRO.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE RIDING A MINECART STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

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Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

missing you, yearning, longing, miss you leafy, pining

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

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MegaCraft Server: Meters & Kilometers

Astronomy, Kilometers, metric system, Mathematics, international system of units

come join our wacky minecraft server where we measure things in meters and kilometers but never megameters or terrameters because that’s just too mainstream for us. why join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. it was lit, fam. another time, someone stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of cake. true story. so if you want to experience the craziness and absurdity of our server, come on over and join the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have!

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BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Accountability, family drama, lack of control, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

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HubbyFamHoliNoWait

Conflict, in-laws, Marriage, Jealousy, HubbyFamHoliNoWait

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

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GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

overreacting, relationship issues, long distance communication, Communication, busy schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoPicsNoVisitsMC

Boundaries, holidays, Jealousy, parenting, Resentment

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

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