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Galactic Disco Boundaries

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Boundaries, Boundary, boundary definition, CGM, circumgalactic medium, Cosmic, disco, discovery, Distance, Galactic, galaxies, Galaxy, galaxy structure, interactions, investigation, light years, Milky Way, radiant disc, research, Space, Universe

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Farms Harvested:	947
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the galaxies are lit AF and the CGM be poppin off like a party in space! we got boundaries that will blow your mind, like seriously, our galaxy be stretchin farther than you ever thought possible. come explore the unknown and build your own cosmic empire, cuz on this server, the universe is your playground! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s out of this world!

Influencer vs Worker Land

advocacy, Community Outreach, digital influence, Distance, ethical considerations, helping professions, influencer, influencer collaboration, influencer marketing, Land, online presence, professional boundaries, professional responsibility, public perception, social change, Social Impact, social influencer, social justice, social media, social services, social worker, vast, worker

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a social influencer AND a social worker at the same time!!! build ur own mansion and help out ur fellow players in need. u can flex ur wealth while also being a kind-hearted soul. who knew u could do both at the same time??? plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. join us now and be part of the llama revolution!!! 🦙🏰🤑 #llamalove #minecraftmadness

CraftyRightWingGov

afd, Anti-establishment, anti-immigrant, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyRightWingGov, Distance, eastern states, european politics, extremism, far right, germany, Government, nationalist, Parties, Politics, populist, record election results, right wing, saxony, Thuringia

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

come join our minecraft server where we celebrate record breaking results like the far-right AfD in Germany! we may not lead or join a government but we sure know how to build some epic structures and slay some mobs. all other parties are keeping their distance because they know we’re the coolest kids on the block. so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	1299
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	600	Magic Items Found:	1907
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

BoomerBlocker2021

aita, BoomerBlocker2021, Buying, decision, desert, Distance, East Coast, elderly parents, family, Guilt, home, Impact, Kids, Moving, partner, retirement community, Sell, Siblings, snowbirds, Summers, west coast

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9817
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of the brutal desert summers and want to escape to a more temperate climate? Join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world where you can build your dream home on the east coast, without the hassle of actually moving!

We have a unique community of players, including snowbird parents who decided to buy a second home near their kids and ended up falling in love with the retirement community nearby. Who knew virtual real estate could bring families closer together?

Don’t worry about leaving your elderly parents behind, because on our server, they can teleport to your virtual neighborhood and spend time with their grandkids anytime they want. Plus, with just a 6-hour drive (or a quick teleport) to visit in person, you’ll never feel like an AITA for moving away.

So come join us and start building your new life on the east coast, where the only thing brutal is the competition to create the most epic Minecraft creations!

PropertyFlipperCraft

Cabin, Communication, Conflict, decision, Distance, emotions, family, Father, Financial, grandchildren, Grief, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial, Property, PropertyFlipperCraft, relationship, Retirement, SELLING, Siblings, Son

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and explore our virtual cabins, where you can create your own legacy and build memories with your virtual family. Who knows, maybe your son will block you in the game too if you sell the cabin!

Don’t worry about taxes and insurance here, because in our Minecraft world, everything is free! Sell your virtual property and use the money for retirement in the game, where the possibilities are endless.

And if your son can’t afford to buy the cabin in real life, maybe he can earn enough virtual coins on our server to purchase it here! Who knows, maybe he’ll even bring his new virtual baby to visit you in the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be anything you want to be, even if it means being a virtual cabin owner with a dramatic family story!

QuadVisionCraft

Ability, Clarity, Distance, distant, excepțional, eXtraordinary, EyeSight, far-reaching, Incredible, long distance, long tail vision, Perception, Powerful, quadrillion miles, QuadVisionCraft, remarkable, Sight, Superhuman, Supernatural, UNBELIEVABLE, vision

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	2779
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly, you can see like, everything. your vision is so OP that you can spot a block from, like, a quadrillion miles away. you can see those sneaky creepers trying to ruin your day before they even know what hit them. join this server and become the ultimate spy, the ultimate sniper, the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER. ain’t no block gonna hide from you, no sir. come join us and see the world in a whole new way. it’s like playing on peaceful mode, but without all the boring stuff. come see for yourself, if you dare.

CraftySMP Insider

Apple, awkward shoot, awkward silence, behind the scenes, Covid risk, CraftySMP, cutting action, Distance, DSLRs, Filming, filming techniques, GOOGLE, headphones, Insider, iPhone, marques brownlee, monitor, Podcast, podcast production, setup, social distancing, tense moment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HubsBdayOops Minecraft Server

Apology, Birthday, busy, celebration, Communication, Dinner, Distance, forgetting, forgiveness, HubsBdayOops, husband, laid off, Marriage, milestone, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Server, sole breadwinner, Spouse, Time management, Understanding, work

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	2677	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3257
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of forgetting important dates like birthdays because you’re too busy with work? Join our Minecraft server and escape reality where birthdays don’t exist! No need to worry about forgetting special occasions, just focus on building, crafting, and surviving in our virtual world. Plus, who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your blocky friends? So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind, because here, every day is a celebration!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Potions Brewed:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Farms Harvested:	567	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	955289
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1644	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!