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Narcissistic Carousel Minecraft SMP

Attention, Carousel, catching feelings, cluster B, compliments, Conversations, dance rehearsal, Distance, Event, Events, flirt, foid, Friends, group outings, hunch, Minecraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic carousel, phone number, plaything, rejection, smp, Sunday, validation, Vibing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	749	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of falling for the same old narcissistic carousel in your love life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

We have a thriving community of players who are just as fed up with cluster B foids as you are. No more getting caught up in weird hunches or awkward text messages – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, who needs validation and attention from real people when you can get all the love and support you need from your virtual friends on our server? Join us today and leave those toxic relationships in the dust – because let’s be real, building a castle with your buddies is way more fulfilling than dealing with relationship drama.

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

barbecue, Client, competitors, CraftySabotage, DEBT, Distance, financial trouble, Friends, going LC, husband, Kids, lending money, Marriage, Minecraft, Relocation, Respect, sabotage, Sales, Server, sneaky, Trust, WIBTA

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5391	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6335
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

AllergyCraft – Keep your distance from the peanuts!

allergic children, allergic reactions, allergic reactions in children, AllergyCraft, antibiotics, children, Deadly food allergies, Distance, food allergies, food allergy awareness, food allergy causes, food allergy education, food allergy increase, food allergy management, food allergy prevention, food allergy research, food allergy statistics, food allergy study, food sensitivities, peanuts, Processed Food, rise in allergies, Safety Measures

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	752643	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12

come join our minecraft server where food allergies are a thing of the past! we have magical food that will cure all allergies, even ones you didn’t know you had! no more worrying about accidentally eating peanuts and going into anaphylactic shock, our food will keep you safe and allergy-free!

our server is like a magical wonderland where you can eat whatever you want without fear. we even have a special potion that makes you immune to all food allergies forever! imagine never having to worry about reading food labels again, it’s a dream come true!

we have a secret underground lab where our scientists work tirelessly to create new and improved food items that are not only delicious but also allergy-proof. you won’t find this kind of innovation anywhere else!

so come join us on our server and say goodbye to food allergies for good. you’ll never have to carry an epi-pen again, just sit back, relax, and enjoy all the tasty treats our server has to offer. trust us, you won’t regret it!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	9512
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Votes:	1161
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

CreeperCrisis

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken friendships, Communication, Conflict, CreeperCrisis, Distance, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship, healing from friendship issues, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, Pain, Support, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crops Grown:	4355	Endless Night Skies:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing friends again! Our server is equipped with a magical friendship potion that guarantees eternal bonds with your fellow players. Say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun and laughter!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!

Space Hole Duo: 300 Light-Years

astronomical instruments, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, chandra, CLOSEST, Confirmed, Cosmic, discovery, Distance, Duo, galaxies, Hole, hubble, lightyears, NASA, research, Science, Space, space exploration, supermassive black hole, Technology, Universe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where we got black holes closer than ur mom and dad’s relationship? yea, nasa found em and we decided to make a server around it cuz why not, right? come join us and explore the mysteries of space while building ur own epic creations. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with black holes as neighbors? come on, u know u wanna see what happens when u jump into one of em! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get sucked into some out-of-this-world adventures!

AffairCraft Wedding Bash

Affair, AffairCraft, Africa, Bash, Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Communication, cost, Distance, Divorce, emotional affair, family dynamics, foreign language teacher, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, sibling, Small wedding, special day, stepmom, UNCOMFORTABLE, unresolved feelings, Wedding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your dad marrying your foreign language teacher (yikes!).

We promise you’ll have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the emotional affair that led to a divorce and a new stepmom who’s only 10 years older than you (awkward much?).

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a wedding invite dilemma that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon. Will you invite your dad but not your stepmom? Will your fiancé be mad? Will there be unresolved feelings about the divorce? Find out on our server!

And don’t worry, we guarantee more guilt trips than a Jewish mother, because who knew not inviting a woman you haven’t spoken to in six years could cause so much drama? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a family reunion with your dad’s new wife who used to be your tutor!

UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	116
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2585	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	121	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8266

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

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SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Votes:	6316
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!