Distance – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Pixel Physics Fun Land
academic research, collaboration, condensed matter physics, Crystal lattice, discovery, Distance, electron interactions, experimental physics, Fun, innovation, Land, materials science, nanotechnology, Physicists, PHYSICS., PIXEL, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, research, Science, scientific advancement, study, Technology, theoretical physics
so, like, imagine this, right? these super smart physicists, like, created this crystal lattice thingy, but get this, they did it from a distance! like, they didn’t even have to touch it or anything, just used their big brains to make it happen. and now they’re using it to study electron interactions and stuff. it’s like science fiction but in real life, man.
if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of this crazy cool experiment too! maybe you’ll discover some new, mind-blowing scientific breakthrough while building your own virtual world. or maybe you’ll just have a blast hanging out with other players and causing chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join us!

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Speedy Blocks – Warp in Style
blocks, Commute, Consistency, constant speed, Distance, efficiency, equal time, Journey, Miles, Minutes, movement, Pace, Rapid, Rate, same speed, SPEED, Speedy, Style, Time, Transportation, travel, travel time, Velocity, Warp
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where time and distance are just a big ol’ joke! like seriously, you can go 13 miles in 13 minutes or 46 miles in 46 minutes and you’ll still be going the same speed! it’s like time and space are playing a prank on you, but in a fun way!
we’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. you’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make all your minecraft dreams come true (well, maybe not ALL of them, but close enough).
so come on down to our server and join the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to conquer the 13 miles in 13 minutes challenge (or the 46 miles in 46 minutes challenge, if you’re feeling extra adventurous). see you there, fellow minecraft maniacs!
IP: speedoflight.About.speed

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Surgical Distance Fun
complex surgeries, Distance, distance impact, distance to hospital, emergency care, Fun, health outcomes, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare disparities, healthcare distance, healthcare outcomes, hospital stays, long distance care, medical emergencies, Medical research, patient distance, patient outcomes, patient study, rural healthcare, surgical, surgical complications, surgical issues
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are like a million miles away from the action? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being too far from the action ever again. Our server is so close to the action that you’ll be able to reach emergency care in less than 60 seconds! That’s right, no more complex surgical issues or long hospital stays for you!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have quick access to emergency care, but you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs boring health outcomes when you can have a blast on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of being just a stone’s throw away from all the action. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Past Pixel Portal
Astronomy, Cosmic, Distance, light speed, past, Perception, PHYSICS., PIXEL, Portal, relativity, Science, space time, speed of light, theory of relativity, time delay, time dilation, time distortion, time lag, time perception, time travel, time travel paradox, Universe
join this server and travel back in time faster than light speed!!! watch as dinosaurs roam the land and knights battle dragons in epic battles!!! build your own time machine and explore different eras, from ancient Egypt to the wild west!!!
but be careful, time travel can be dangerous!!! you might accidentally step on a butterfly and change the course of history forever!!! or you might end up in a world where everyone speaks in emojis and dances the macarena all day long!!!
so come join us on this crazy adventure through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!!

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Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server
Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.
On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

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NoKidsAllowedCraft
age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning
Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.
Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.
And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

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StepDadNotDadLOL
biological dad, Childhood, craving, criminal, dad, Distance, family, father figure, Guilt, love, Mother, Parent, relationships, Respect, sibling, step dad, step parent, step-sibling, StepDadNotDadLOL, UNCOMFORTABLE
Looking for a new family dynamic in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with virtual step-dads who actually listen to you and care about your feelings.
Imagine a world where your step-dad in Minecraft is not only supportive, but also helps you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs a real dad when you have a pixelated hero by your side?
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for wanting a different father figure in your life. On our server, everyone understands the struggle of not having the perfect family dynamic. Plus, we have virtual therapists available to talk through your feelings while you build your dream castle.
So come join us and create the family you’ve always wanted in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe your virtual step-dad will even surprise you with a pixelated Father’s Day gift!

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HideNSeek Town Minecraft Server
Boundaries, close bond, Communication, confusion, Distance, feeling betrayed, feeling excluded, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling left out, friendship, hide’n’seek, Hiding, Honesty, long distance friendship, Minecraft, mutual friends, open communication, Server, surprise visits, TOWN, town visits, Trust
Are you tired of boring old friendships that make no sense? Well, then join our Minecraft server where the drama is real and the friendships are as confusing as a redstone contraption built by a toddler!
Just like the mysterious behavior of Tilly in this story, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll never know who’s coming to your town without telling you or who’s avoiding you like a creeper in the shadows.
But don’t worry, we promise that our server is full of exciting adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your confusing friendships in the real world. So come join us and let’s create some new memories that are as wild as a pig riding a minecart!

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Speedy Universe Travelers
astronomical, astronomical speed, astronomical time scale, cosmic distance, Distance, edge, exponential growth, hypothetical scenario, Light, light speed comparison, long distance travel, SPEED, speed comparison, Speedy, theoretical calculation, theoretical physics, Time, travel, travelers, Universe, universe edge discovery, Universe Exploration
haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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GrannyCraftin’ Drama
advice, alcoholism, baby, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Distance, Drama, family, Grandchild, GrannyCraftin, long distance, MIL, mother-in-law, Moving, parenting, relationships, Safety, Space, Support, Unsafe
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!
Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!

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CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining
“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server
Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!
So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

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DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server
Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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GFsFriendAvoiderMC
anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.
We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).
So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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BlockyLoveCo
BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding
Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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AccentCraft: Just for Fun!
AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.
also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.
plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.
so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

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MineCraftMedSchool
anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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GachaCraft Minecraft Server
addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items
Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

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CryptoVacay Minecraft Server
Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget
Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

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