Dissolver Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DopamineCraft: Plaque Dissolver Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain plaques, cognitive decline, Dissolver, dopamine, DopamineCraft, enzyme, medical breakthrough, neprilysin, neurobiology, neurochemistry, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroprotective, plaque, research, Server, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure alzheimers with DOPAMINE!! yea u heard that right, we got that good good dopamine flowing to reduce them brain plaques like it aint no thang. forget about boring old treatments, just hop on our server and let the dopamine work its magic. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for u. so what u waiting for? join now and let the dopamine flowww!! 🧠💥 #dopaminecuresall

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Runes Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

Beliefs, causal illusions, chance, DebiasCraft, debiasing, form, high schools, illusions, interrupt, Kids, Methods, pseudoscience, Reliable, research, researchers, Science, scientific methods, Server, Stereotypes, STOP, study, Trained, unjustified beliefs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Magic Items Found:	1441	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, Banners, blockbusters, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

comma separated, creeper, definition, Generate, gtDid, Insanity, is.., list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Tell, up to 20, What

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

MomCraft16: No Takebacks

#mother-son bond, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family relationships, Family Therapy, favoritism, MomCraft16, mother-daughter relationship, mother-son relationship, Mother’s love, Motherhood, parental favoritism, parental neglect, parenting issues, sibling rivalry, Takebacks, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!