dissolvable pacemaker Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1955
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Towns Built:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mines Excavated:	4395
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8011	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Towns Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	837222	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchantments Applied:	253	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	51	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!

FameCraft Minecraft Server

Acting, Celebrity, cultural impact, donald trump, emma watson, entertainment industry, Fame, Famecraft, FAMOUS, former actress, Hollywood, iconic, jackie chan, japs, johnny depp, michael jordan, Minecraft, pop culture, recognition, Server, social media, viral, Will Smith

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!