Dissolution MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Split Slav Minecraft Server

territorial disputes, nationalism, language barriers, History, communism

Ever wonder why southern Slavs got divided from the rest? Well, it all started when they stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server that was so epic, it literally split them off from the rest of the world. This server is so lit, it’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft servers. Join us and experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle epic mobs that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a noob. So come on, join us and be part of the legendary tale of how the southern Slavs got separated from the rest because of a Minecraft server that was just too damn awesome to handle.

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MacronCraft Minecraft Server

election results, MacronCraft, crushing loss, european politics, political upheaval

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so epic it made macron wanna dissolve the french parliament? well, look no further cuz our server is lit af! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. join us now and be part of the revolution! who needs politics when u can have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show macron who’s boss! #minecraftoverpolitics #macronwho #joinusnow

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FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

policy changes, Minecraft, France, #announcement, Campaign

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!

Democracy, european union, Defeat, legislative, dissolves parliament

So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!”

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FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

success, arrogance, Risk, Game, bold

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

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Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

Runie Ruse, Kaleido, phase connect, muyu, Phase Friends

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Third Generation is taking over with Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido (JP) Playing Favourites edition!

Join us for crazy birthday streams, original songs with 1980s City Pop vibes, and guerrilla streams that will blow your blocky mind. From members-only watchalongs to handcam arts and crafts, our server is the place to be for all things wacky and wonderful.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Memory is taking a break until the end of the month just to recover from the sheer awesomeness. With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of hilarious content to enjoy.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for your mind to be blown like a TNT explosion in the Nether. Let’s get crafting!

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””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

football players, athletes, soccer games, professional athletes, football

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

early access game purchase, refund, McFunny, early access refund, Purchase

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

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Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

Investments, housing market, market trends, investment strategy, Economy

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

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The Block Party Minecraft Server

online video, BLOCK, internet mystery video, Mystery, Anonymous video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

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