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Split Slav Minecraft Server

BALKANS, communism, Cultural differences, Dissolution, Divided, Ethnic groups, historical events, History, Identity, independence movements, language barriers, Migration, Minecraft, nationalism, political borders, Server, Slav, social divisions, southern slavs, SPLIT, territorial disputes, World War I, world war II, YUGOSLAVIA

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Towns Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Crops Grown:	9803
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Ever wonder why southern Slavs got divided from the rest? Well, it all started when they stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server that was so epic, it literally split them off from the rest of the world. This server is so lit, it’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft servers. Join us and experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle epic mobs that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a noob. So come on, join us and be part of the legendary tale of how the southern Slavs got separated from the rest because of a Minecraft server that was just too damn awesome to handle.

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

crushing loss, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election results, EU elections, european politics, european union, far right, France, French parliament, Government, legislative branch, Macron, MacronCraft, Minecraft, nationalist, political parties, political upheaval, Politics, populist, power shift, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so epic it made macron wanna dissolve the french parliament? well, look no further cuz our server is lit af! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. join us now and be part of the revolution! who needs politics when u can have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show macron who’s boss! #minecraftoverpolitics #macronwho #joinusnow

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!

Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, dissolved, dissolves parliament, election results, Emmanuel Macron, En Marche, European elections, european union, far right, France, French President, Government, legislative, MacronCraft, Marine Le Pen, National Assembly, National Rally, Parliament, political party, political upheaval, Politics, power struggle

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
New Chunks Explored:	806781	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!”

FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

arrogance, assumption, bold, bold choice, bold decision, bold move, bold prediction, bold statement, bold strategy, Confidence, Dissolution, Downfall, Embrace, Failure, Flop, FlopCraft, Game, Inevitable, Release, Risk, Studio, success

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Votes:	259

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

NoStrangerDangerMC

alone, awkward situation, chatty, Communication, declining, Dining, dining out, Etiquette, Manners, Meal, NoStrangerDangerMC, peace and quiet, personal space, privacy, regular, Restaurant, Social Interaction, social norms, stranger, Table, waiter

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Emeralds Found:	4742	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this crazy story? Look no further! Our server is so packed full of excitement, you’ll feel like you’re dining at a table for four with a random old lady who just won’t take no for an answer!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and awkward situations, just like the one in this story. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar predicament while exploring our server!

Don’t be an AH by missing out on all the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

MineLifeSwap Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, changing places, Curiosity, daydreaming, dreaming big, experiencing new lives, exploring possibilities, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, living vicariously, Minecraft, MineLifeSwap, perspective shift, role reversal, seeing the world through someone else’s eyes, Server, stepping into someone else’s shoes, switching lives, temporary change, temporary transformation, walking in someone else’s shoes, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Votes:	5982
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Ever wanted to trade places with someone for a day and see what it’s like to live in their shoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine swapping lives with the notorious Ender Dragon and wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Or maybe you’d prefer to be a sneaky Creeper and surprise your friends with explosive pranks. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can experience the ultimate role-playing adventure like never before. So come join us and step into someone else’s blocky world for a day of chaos and fun!

CraftyFactorySecrets

#covert operations, behind-the-scenes operations, business advantage, classified techniques, competitive edge, confidential information, CraftyFactorySecrets, exclusive technology, hidden formula, industrial secret, insider information, intellectual property, manufacturing processes, market strategies., Product Design, proprietary knowledge, research and development, sensitive data, trade secrets, undisclosed discoveries, undisclosed methods

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our top-secret industrial-themed server where you can discover the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing chickens and a rainbow unicorn)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic roller coaster in all of Minecraft, complete with loops, twists, and a surprise drop into a pit of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn)!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant mutant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Defeat it and claim the ultimate prize – a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our industrial secret server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Crops Grown:	7139
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

banana, bandits, ChiquitaCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9113
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	3676

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Magic Items Found:	3269
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7199	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7038	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5619	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Enchantments Applied:	218	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!