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Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	New Chunks Explored:	23086
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	76
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a brainwashing SRPG edition that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out in epic RPG battles while also being brainwashed to believe you’re a Minecraft chicken. That’s right, you’ll be clucking your way to victory in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also includes a special feature where you can unlock hidden abilities by doing the chicken dance in real life. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brainwashing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉

advice, arent, Commitment, Communication, Confidence, DATING, diamonds, fulfillment, Girlfriend, growth, Happiness, humor, love, Minecraft, Mining, patience, persistence, Quest, relationships, secret, self improvement, Server, strategy, success, Support, Tips, Understanding, Youll

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	2049
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Guys, forget about finding a girlfriend in real life, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually a secret dating hub for all the single players out there! Just imagine, mining diamonds together, building epic structures side by side, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the virtual sunset. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes with love and friendship. So don’t be scared if you hear strange hissing noises behind you, it’s just our friendly neighborhood creeper spreading the love!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a free pet dragon that will follow you around and protect you from any griefers or trolls. Who needs a guard dog when you have a fire-breathing dragon by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and find love, friendship, and maybe even a pet dragon! Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the fun and forget to eat, sleep, or go outside. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft, right?

SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Join us if you want to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT or participate in our annual llama fashion show. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	8019
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	9678	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between receiving 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table! Sounds like a tough decision, right? But trust us, waiting this table is the ultimate challenge that only the bravest Minecraft players can conquer.

Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the treacherous journey of waiting this table. Legend has it that those who successfully wait this table will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? No problem. Want unlimited diamonds? You got it.

But beware, waiting this table is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to battle hordes of evil mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate through deadly traps. Only the most skilled and determined players will make it to the end and claim their three wishes.

So what will it be? 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table? Choose wisely, because on our server, the craziest adventures await those who dare to take on the challenge. Join us now and let the epic quest begin!

The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server

hololive, Hololives, Identity, Idol, idol identity, Japanese culture, JP girls, LolCraft, NEGATIVE, negative impact, online entertainment, ruined reputation, ruins, ruins all, Server, streaming, Streaming Community, stupid, vcr, virtual idols

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	746	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN Hololive’s idol identity! That’s right, we’ll make those virtual YouTubers wish they never even started streaming!

Join us as we embark on a quest to destroy VCRs and all things related to Hololive. Who needs cute anime girls when you can have a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those JP girls who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of your Minecraft world sounding like a broken record? Well, look no further because our server has perfected the art of dialing in a guitar tone… in Minecraft! Join us and rock out with your block out as you shred through the pixelated landscape with the sickest guitar tones you’ve ever heard. Trust us, your ears will thank you for joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come jam with us and let the music of Minecraft fill your soul with joy and rockin’ vibes!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

acceptance, anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, civil rights, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, ENEMY, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, marginalized communities, minority groups, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, real, Social Issues, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Ores Mined:	9410
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮

Creepers and Misanthropes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Animals Bred:	138	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.