So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!
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ElonCraft Dissident Squad
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CraftyAssassinIran
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we expose all the wacky plots happening in Iran like trying to assassinate a dissident artist in Germany. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build your own secret hideout to avoid any crazy assassination attempts. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any evil dictators trying to take you out. So come on over and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server!
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PixelRiotCraft
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual Russia where exiled ex-Pussy Riot members are labeled as terrorists! Join us for some wild adventures and rebellious shenanigans as we fight against the oppressive virtual government. Build your own virtual protest signs and throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers. It’s a riot, literally! So come on down and join the revolution, comrade!
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NetherEscapeCraft
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got iranian dissidents escapin assassination attempts in netherlands like wtf who does that? come build ur own secret hideout and avoid gettin sniped by secret agents. also, we got flying pigs and talking sheep who give u quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!