Diss Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Spoiler Server

#announcement, collaboration, COMEBACK, comeback announcement, Crafty, deadbeats, Diss, Diss track, Drake, feud, Hip Hop, kendrick lamar, Music, new music, rap map, Server, snoop dogg, spoiler, Surprise, surprise guest, tight lipped, wiz khalifa

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most lit server in town? We’ve got a secret comeback announcement that’s actually a diss track to Kendrick Lamar and Drake – featuring none other than Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa! Get ready to spit some fire while building your epic creations in our world. Who knew Minecraft could be so gangsta? Join us now and show off your rap skills while dominating the virtual landscape. Let’s get back on the rap map, deadbeats!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Foreign, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	5251	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl6.bear-land.net

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ores Mined:	7435

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magic Items Found:	4484	Dragons Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	2714	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	4774
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3270	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!