LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A RYANAIR FLIGHT BUT WITHOUT THE DIVERSIONS! WE GOT GPS JAMMING SO YOU CAN’T LEAVE! JUST KIDDING, BUT WE DO HAVE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO STAY FOREVER. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY. WHO NEEDS A TRIP TO AUSTRIA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE FUN HERE? HOP ON BOARD AND LET’S GET LOST TOGETHER!
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Cable Cops Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, even the police in finland are getting in on the action! they had to move a ship cuz it was messing with undersea cables, but don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server cuz we don’t even have ships! join us for a wild ride and avoid any run-ins with the finnish police, unless you’re into that sort of thing. come build, mine, and explore with us, it’s gonna be a blast!EagleCraft: Cable Breaker’s Escape
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna break some cables between Finland and Estonia? Well, come join us at our server where we have the legendary Eagle S, the one and only suspect in this outrageous crime!Not only will you get to witness this epic move to Kilpilahti in Porvoo, but you’ll also get to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. From riding pigs off cliffs to building roller coasters that defy gravity, our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle.
So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the broken cables… or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
BalticCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our minecraft server if u wanna experience the thrill of being in the middle of a power cable hit in the baltic sea! we promise u won’t get electrocuted cuz we got magical protection spells on our server! u can build ur own underwater base and pretend ur a mermaid or a submarine captain! swim with the fishes and explore the wreckage of the power cable! who needs land when u can live under the sea on our server?! join now for a shocking good time!EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!
Sweet Coffee Night Owls
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like a basic b*tch? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like adding sweetener to your coffee and turning into a freakin’ night owl!We got crazy sh*t happening on this server, like mice with messed up body clocks because they added sugar to their coffee. Like, who knew coffee could make you time travel, amirite? Join our server and watch as day and night get reversed like some trippy sci-fi movie.
So come on, join us on this wild ride where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even turn into a mouse with a messed up body clock. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little too much caffeine). Let’s get this party started, yo!
CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.
plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.
come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.
CreeperCrisis
Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.
So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and join a wild and wacky Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, building a sick castle on the server, when all of a sudden, a herd of angry llamas stampeded through his village. But get this, instead of causing chaos, they started dancing and singing the Macarena! It was like a llama flash mob, man.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have llamas and disco parties in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s get this party started!
Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!