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Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!
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Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and jaw-dropping adventures. Our server is so insane that even Judge Lehrmann and Higgins would be impressed by the chaos we bring to the Minecraft world.
Forget about peaceful mining and building, our server is all about causing disruption and chaos! Just like the pro-Palestine protesters in Melbourne, we will shake things up and keep you on your toes.
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Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of explosive llamas. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this priceless treasure!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loops, twists, and even a lava pit for added excitement? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start earning those diamonds in style!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and the trees are made of candy. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you on the other side?
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.
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Looking for a PvP server that’s fair, engaging, and free from pay-to-win? Netherbound is designed for serious, dedicated players who crave a unique experience. Key Features: High-Stakes PvP: Keep-inventory is off! Lose items on death for an adrenaline-packed, high-stakes environment. Monthly Custom Crates: Each month, we release new crates filled with 15+ custom-coded items, some even have custom textures, driven by community suggestions. Earnable Keys & Items: Get crate keys through voting and special events—never locked behind paywalls. Land Claims: Protect your base and yourself with claims that expire after 90 days of inactivity. Fair Monetization: Donations will support server costs, and future webstore items will be purely cosmetic giving no competetive advantage. Community-Focused Rules: We keep it simple—no hacks, no hate speech and a few more to make gameplay more enjoyable, Join Us! Be part of a growing, dedicated community on a server that values fair play, creativity, and real PvP excitement. IP: Netherbound.mcplay.fun See you in Wilderness!
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Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
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Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
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