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Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1080

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Animals Bred:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	68
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!