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CraftyRacismNoLaugh
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism. -
KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP
Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans! -
SisterSnubbedMC
Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!
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WindowPeekWars
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.
Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!
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PoopBaggersMC SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!
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MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.
Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.
Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.
So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!
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PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
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MILcraft BANished: AITA?
Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful world! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those who have to deal with overbearing future mothers-in-law.Imagine a world where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house without any consequences! On our server, you can stand up for your introverted son without worrying about your fiancée’s family drama. Plus, you can yell at virtual MILs for stealing journals without any real-life repercussions.
Join now and create your own family drama-free paradise in Minecraft! Protect your kids, build your dream world, and never let anyone tell you how to run your virtual household. Let’s ban together and show those meddling in-laws who’s boss in the virtual world!

