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  • CousinCraft: Ugly Truths & Fabulous Fortresses

    CousinCraft: Ugly Truths & Fabulous Fortresses
    Are you tired of dealing with traditional, obnoxious family members who just can’t handle your fabulous, androgynous model boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where your boyfriend’s long hair and painted nails are celebrated, not ridiculed. Plus, you can unleash your inner sass and shut down any haters with epic comebacks like a pro.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, there’s no room for negativity or judgment. Build your dream world with your fabulous boyfriend by your side, and show those haters that love and acceptance always win. Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

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  • BlockPartyCringe

    BlockPartyCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, chickens doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamond-filled caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • ParentalRage Minecraft SMP

    ParentalRage Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, my parents were talking and I overheard them saying that if I don’t join this server, they’re gonna sell my computer and make me play outside all day. Can you believe that?! Like, who even goes outside anymore, am I right? Plus, they said that all the cool kids are on this server and if I’m not on it, I’ll be a total loser. So, like, you gotta join too and we can rule the server together and show my parents that we’re the coolest kids around. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be like, totally rad, dude!

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  • Dad-n-Mum Minecraft Server

    Dad-n-Mum Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your limitations like your psychologist does? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure where you can escape the overwhelming noise and crowds of real life and dive into a world of blocks and pixels.

    Imagine a world where you can swap houses every Friday just like you do in real life, but without the drama of divorced parents and step siblings. Our server offers a safe space for you to explore, build, and create without the scorching heat and hotbox-like environments of real life parties.

    No need to worry about getting overwhelmed by the noise and chaos of a crowded party, because on our server, you can retreat to a cool, quiet room whenever you need a break. And if you ever feel like crying, just remember that in Minecraft, tears are made of pixels and won’t mess up your makeup.

    Join our server today and experience the freedom to be yourself without judgment or criticism. Build your own world where you can call the shots and never have to explain your limitations to anyone. It’s a virtual paradise where you can escape the real world and just be you. SOS – Save Our Sanity by joining our Minecraft server now!

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  • GrossBoyfriendGoneAITA

    GrossBoyfriendGoneAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your boyfriend’s bachelor pad? Look no further! Join our server where the creeper explosions are as chaotic as his cleaning habits.

    We promise a gaming experience so messy, you’ll feel right at home. Our players are just like your boyfriend – smart, hot, and hilarious, but with a touch of immaturity that keeps things interesting.

    Join us for a server where the only rule is to never clean up after yourself. We encourage sloppy chewing, stained shirts, and messy builds that would make even the messiest bachelor proud.

    So if you’re tired of cleaning up after everyone else, come join us and let loose in a world where messiness reigns supreme. Who needs a functioning member of society when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?

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  • PeanutCraft Café 🥜🎮

    PeanutCraft Café 🥜🎮
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have no rules about bringing peanuts into our designated peanut area! That’s right, we encourage all players to bring their peanuts and enjoy them while gaming with us.

    Just like in this crazy office story, we believe that the responsibility lies with the person with the allergies to let others know about their needs. So if you have a peanut allergy, just shout it out in the chat and we’ll do our best to avoid peanuts around you (no guarantees though, we love our peanuts).

    Join us for a nutty adventure in a shared space filled with peanuts, where you never know what kind of allergic reactions you might encounter. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a peanut-loving coworker to chat with while gaming. So come on in and let the peanut madness begin!

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  • Cheater’s Care Package: Mom Edition

    Cheater’s Care Package: Mom Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn heartbreak into hilarity! Join us for a server full of revenge and redemption, just like the story of a scorned lover who shipped her cheating boyfriend’s belongings to his mom with some cheeky labels.

    Explore our world and discover hidden treasures labeled with witty insults and clever comebacks. Build your own empire of pettiness and show off your creativity in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Join now and show the world that you can turn a breakup into a laugh-out-loud moment. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let the games begin!

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  • Dad’s House Minecraft Server

    Dad’s House Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about all your family troubles.

    Join us and leave behind the toxic relationships and constant drama. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, mining, and creating your own little world away from it all.

    With crazy adventures waiting around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build a fortress to protect yourself from the chaos of family life, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a mom when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

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  • MomBlameCraft Server

    MomBlameCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where even the NPCs have more drama than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Mom and Sister over who gets the last diamond in the chest. Will Mom be kicked out of the house on Valentine’s Day? Will Sister’s boyfriend finally reveal he’s secretly a zombie in disguise? The only way to find out is to log on and join the chaos!

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