We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.
Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).
Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!
Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a mom who brings her new boyfriend home and disrupts the entire household.
Witness the epic showdown between siblings and the new boyfriend as they battle it out for dominance in the house. Will the mom choose love over her own children? Only time will tell on our server!
Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means risking your living situation. Will you be the hero who fights for justice, or will you be labeled as the “ass hole” for speaking your mind?
Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of chaos, drama, and unexpected surprises! Just remember, anything can happen when you log on to our server.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that awkward dinner incident. Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who knows, you might even encounter a mischievous host NPC who tries to offer you virtual mutton curry just for laughs!
So come join us on our server and let loose your inner Minecraft warrior while enjoying a drama-free dining experience. Remember, on our server, the only thing getting cooked is your virtual creations, not your feelings. See you there!
On our server, you can drive around in style without any family drama. No more guilt trips about how your mom let you live in her virtual house for 18 virtual years. Build your own empire of cars and show them off to your virtual aunt who won’t be calling you to guilt trip you into giving them away.
Join now and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual car without any real-life family drama!
Join us and leave behind the chaos of disrespectful daughters, moldy houses, and racial insults. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and not worry about anyone stomping around and pouting like a child.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t tolerate any hate towards white people or any other race. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.
So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled family members and just want to relax and have fun, join our server today! Who needs passports when you can travel to endless virtual worlds right from your computer screen? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – without any drama!
We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be questioning reality and stuff.
And the best part? We have this epic quest where you gotta paint this far family member of Anne Frank with… wait for it… CUM.
I know, right? It’s like the most outrageous thing ever, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together. It’ll be a blast, I promise.
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been traumatized by the obnoxious phone players of the world. We have created a community where everyone plays with their headphones on, ensuring a peaceful and serene gaming experience for all.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events, such as the annual “Phone Blaster” competition where players compete to see who can build the most elaborate structure to block out the sound of phone players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the annoying sounds of phone players forever!
We once had a player who tried to convince everyone that they were actually a real-life wizard and could cast spells in the game. Let’s just say things got pretty interesting when they accidentally turned their house into a giant mushroom.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just remember, anything can happen when you step foot into our world of madness.
Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons just to get a slice of virtual cake. That’s the reality on our server, where every block you mine, every tree you chop down, and every diamond you find is crucial for your survival.
But beware, just like Johntue, there are players out there who will try to mooch off your hard work. Don’t let them steal your resources like Johntue steals all the cinnamon rolls and wings at our Sunday dinners. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in this crazy virtual world.
So join our server now and prove that you’re not a Johntue. Show us your mining skills, your building prowess, and your teamwork abilities. And remember, if you don’t contribute, you don’t mine! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky Minecraft universe.
We are a small server with a friendly staff. Want to casually play minecraft Be our guest! We are working to make the minigames work, and we have great plans.
fm.bukkit.nl
Welcome to Unity Realms. Its one of the best networks of minecraft history. This server has PVP and Lifesteal. Many more gamemodes are coming. Please read for more information.
Lifesteal : Lifesteal is a really cool server where you can fight people. If you kill someone you get heart ranging from 1-3. You can also build secret bases for grinding.
PvP : PvP is a server where you can practice all types of PvP like Cart PvP, Crystal PvP etc. It is the best server to play on and have fun on.
play.unityrealms.fun:25841
The server can now support versions: 1.8.x – 1.13.x
**Games such as BedWars, SkyWars and Survival-Games will be 1.8 PVP! The server now offers a variety of game modes such as;
Creative SkyBlock Factions
We are looking for staff! Apply at: http://rukecraft.pcriot.com/apply/ Server IP: rukecraft.hopto.org Website: http://rukecraft.pcriot.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/yhejtKS Store: https://rukecraft.buycraft.net/
rukecraft.hopto.org
FIRST 10 TO JOIN GET A FREE RANK, EVERYONE AFTER THAT GETS A FREE KEY.Fun Factions server shop, mob farms, grinders, enchantments, crates, and more! come check out our sweet server and try not to get addicted, or make it your priority to make us your arch nemesis and raid our base! or even apply for a job as a staff (no pay) in the /warp app room!
192.95.37.203:25590
Welcome to AbyssPvP, the PrisonOP server where the excitement of PvP reaches its peak! Dive into an abyss of challenges and adventures as you take on players from around the world in intense PvP battles. In AbyssPvP, competition is fierce and skill is key to survival.
Our PrisonOP server offers you a unique experience where the prison becomes a battlefield. Dare to explore the depths of our prison, complete challenging missions and earn epic rewards. But be careful, as at any moment you could encounter other inmates willing to challenge you in combat.
With an optimized combat system and strategically designed arenas, AbyssPvP ensures an exciting and balanced PvP experience. Do you have what it takes to become the undisputed prison champion?
abysspvp.com
Dwarvencraft is a brand new Network for all sorts of minigames! We offer PvP Games, Casual Arcade Games, as well as Skyblock and Creative Building. We support Version 1.8 – latest. We hope to see you on the server!
dwarvencraft.net
Not 1.11 Its 1.8 IP:Play.galasticmc.net NO PORT
Join now we have full feature min-games factions hcf soon and more Server ips My Server:Play.galasticmc.net Hub:Play.galasticmc.net Other servers in hub /Server opfactions for my server! {1} /Server to join a server or click the compass and click the server
{2} Some mods allowed {3} Ranks and more {4} What are you waiting for. | Join now and become ultimate at the server!
play.galasticmc.net
Future Era 1 server with several mods fixed, 90% of bugs fixed, a small amount of banned items, Own Mods bringing more fun to players.Technic: http://api.technicpack.net/modpack/total-craft-seversOwn launcher: https://www.dropbox.com/s/fmi35uvt4621l8g/TotalCraft%20Launcher.exe?dl=1Discord: https://discord.gg/8frSM4m
ModPack has 100 mods in total, possibilities for growth within the server.
Bold economy based on mod items and not vanilla items.
aedf1.redetotalcraft.com
DistanceCraft is a overpowered faction server which has just been released. I am proud to announce after weeks of development its now going public. Hope to see you and your friends there. Because we need staff.
89.34.96.19:25581
A Clean/Experimental server by friends, as safe as possible for kids to play. Mostly ppl are based in The Netherlands NB and are Climbers by sport. Please keep it clean, we update server with stable versions and would like to keep it Vanilla.
minecraft.thedreamer.nl