disrespectful kids Minecraft Servers

disrespectful kids

  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the 8-year-old twins from this outrageous story, you’ll experience slow mental development and be super spoiled with all the in-game perks we offer. But don’t worry, we promise you’ll behave around strangers… or not, we can’t guarantee that part.

    Embark on a journey filled with Nintendo Switch OLED battles, stuffing your face with Starburst minis, and screaming the dumbest stuff imaginable. And just like the twins, you’ll have tantrums over running out of candy and laugh at inappropriate things like pictures of the 9/11 memorial. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with annoying airpod-wearing teenagers telling you to be respectful!

    So come join our server and unleash your inner mischievous 8-year-old self. Just be prepared for some heated tones, tears, and maybe even some glaring and insults thrown your way. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • MajorRoast Minecraft Server

    MajorRoast Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

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  • BedroomBrawlCraft

    BedroomBrawlCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any deflating air mattresses or entitled stepkids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your own comfort for unruly children who can’t listen. On our server, you can sleep soundly in your own virtual bedroom without anyone demanding you give it up for their own convenience.

    We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any rude comments or passive-aggressive attitudes. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any unnecessary drama.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life family vacation drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us as we create our own virtual paradise where everyone is welcome, as long as they leave the air mattresses intact!

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  • Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

    Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow Noobs and Blockheads! đŸ€Ș Are you tired of boring SMPs where the biggest scandal is someone forgetting to water their pixelated crops? Well, here we are, your one-stop destination for Minecraft madness! Like, seriously, if you’re not here, what are you even doing with your life??

    First of all, eggs are TOO EXPENSIVE, okay?! Like, why are they charging us, like, 5 diamond blocks for an egg?! What is the Easter Bunny hiding this year? I bet it’s a secret military-grade egg that can spawn dragons or, like, make you rich or something! We NEED to uncover this conspiracy! 🐉💰

    And get this, last week I saw a zombie riding a chicken in full diamond armor – they were BRO! I’m not joking! Like what even is the meaning of life if NOT to witness such glorious champy shenanigans?! I feel like the Easter Bunny might be behind their partnership! They made a video on TikTok that went viral, but the TikTok is cursed, and now you have to join our SMP to watch it without turning into an Enderman! (Trust me, no one wants that.)

    Plus, once you jump into the chaos, you’ll be part of elite quests like “Defeat the Overly Dramatic Creeper” who, like, cries every time you say “kaboom.” He just wants friends, but nobody gets him, ya know? It’s like super deep, dude. đŸ€”

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Legendary Golden Apples that are said to give you the power to build a throne of STONE, covered in THE STONIEST OF STONES!!! Yes, that’s a real thing! 🏰 I heard the last guy who built it ended up ruling over the kingdom of Blocktopia where all the chickens wear sunglasses and throw parties every Saturday! 🐔😎

    Listen up, every 32nd Sunday, a portal opens during a thunderstorm (trust me, we’ve totally calculated this), and it leads to the Nether but it’s populated by sentient potatoes that give you advice on life. SPOILER: It’s mostly about carbs. Who wouldn’t want that?!

    And if you don’t join, well, there’s a HIGH chance you might accidentally open a dimension where the Block God is just your old gym teacher yelling at you for skipping class! 😂 Don’t let that happen, fam. Jump in with us, and let’s create glorious memes and epic stories!

    In conclusion, if you don’t join this absolutely bonkers SMP, you’ll basically be missing out on LIFE itself. So bring your weirdest skins, your baffling ideas, and let’s make some pixelated HISTORY, boys and girls! Who’s in? LET’S GO! 🍕đŸ•č

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  • MineTrump: Executive Blocks

    MineTrump: Executive Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    🏰✹ Welcome to the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes upon! Forget everything you thought you knew about sensible gaming—this is where the absurd becomes the norm! đŸŽ‰đŸ’„

    🌍 Join to Escape Reality: On this server, we have a “No Real-World Politics Zone” rule! Instead of worrying about executive orders, you’ll be busy trading enchanted pickaxes with llamas who can recite Shakespeare backwards! Yeah, that’s right. Forget about presidential drama and hop on a rollercoaster of blocky absurdity!

    🍕 Pizza Parties with Portals: Unlike other boring servers, here we host unlimited pizza parties! Why? Because our pizza is teleporting mushrooms that take you to a dimension where pizzas have their own kingdoms! Join us for epic raids on cheese castles and go to war with pepperoni warriors!

    đŸ‘œ Alien Invasions: Say goodbye to conventional mob battles. In this server, players face—wait for it—alien mobs that demand your diamonds for intergalactic trade! Rumor has it that if you defeat them in battle, they’ll grant you the power to build a spaceship made entirely of cupcakes. YES, CUPCAKES! 🚀🧁

    đŸŽȘ Wacky Events: Participate in the "Craft-a-Thon!" where players need to craft the most ridiculous items like a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken or a golden toilet that’s actually a throne! The winner gets a pet slime that sings opera and recites meme history!

    🐉 Inverted Dimensions: Our server is full of dimensions where gravity is optional, and you can walk upside down while juggling Ender Pearls! Attending a politics class here is as simple as building a roller coaster
 on an upside-down floating island! Who knew Minecraft could prepare you for the multiverse?

    💖 Community Shenanigans: Join our tight-knit community of totally normal players—dressed as their favorite meme characters—who believe that only by taking down Overworld corporations (like the one selling diamond leggings for 1000 dirhams) can we truly be free! 😂

    So, take a break from reality’s rigid rules, and immerse yourself in this chaotic utopia made entirely of blocks, bonkers ideas, and bad puns! The only question is: why haven’t you joined yet? The adventure of a lifetime awaits! 🏆💎

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