disrespectful comments Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBroXmasAllowed

brother drama, Christmas drama, Communication Issues, cooking conflicts, disabled father, disabled parent, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, gossiping, holiday tensions, household boundaries, household rules, NoBroXmasAllowed, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Villages Defended:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the epic showdown between a disabled dad, a sassy wife, and a gossiping brother. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense cooking battles you’ve ever seen. Forget MasterChef, this is Minecraft Chef! Watch as our players duke it out over who can make the best virtual food, all while throwing shade like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Remember, on our server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, derogatory remarks, discrimination, discriminatory language, disrespectful comments, divisive language, harmful language, harmful speech, Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, hurtful language, inflammatory remarks, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, prejudice, racial slurs, racism, Server, Transphobia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Crops Grown:	8483
Farms Harvested:	154	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, the chest was actually a mimic and started chasing them around the map! It was a hilarious sight to see as they frantically tried to escape while being chased by a chest with legs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Yes, you heard that right. Players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

MarriageCraft: BFF Betrayal

BETRAYAL, BFF, Boundaries, Confrontation, confrontation with friend, Disrespect, disrespectful comments, friendship, group settings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, Manipulation, Marriage, marriage protection, MarriageCraft, mutual friend, Rumors, Trust, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness! Join us and leave all your A-like troubles behind!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about bridesmaids trying to steal your man or spreading rumors about your relationship. We guarantee that all players will be respectful and keep their hands off your virtual velvet suit-wearing husband.

And don’t worry about any Ghostface masks ruining your virtual wedding night – we only allow friendly pranks here! Join our server and let your marriage flourish in peace, away from all the unnecessary drama.

So come on and join us – because who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to? Plus, we promise no one will ever question how you afford your virtual possessions or try to steal your virtual man. It’s a win-win situation!

MILcraft: No Entry, No Drama!

boundary setting, disrespectful comments, Drama, emotional manipulation, entry, extended family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, generational differences, grandparent relationship, in-law conflicts, marriage interference, MILcraft, mother-in-law, overstepping boundaries, parenting challenges, respect as a mother, rocky relationship, setting boundaries, single mother dynamic, support from husband, undermining parenting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Emeralds Found:	4532
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she’s the queen bee of your family hive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the drama behind as you build your own virtual world free from judgmental in-laws.

On our server, you can create your own castle and fortify it against any unwanted visitors – like pesky mother-in-laws who think they can just waltz in and take over. Show them who’s boss as you defend your territory with lava traps, arrow-shooting dispensers, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re feeling extra spicy).

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests to prove your worthiness as the ultimate family protector. Rescue kidnapped villagers from evil in-laws, gather rare resources to craft powerful weapons, and maybe even uncover the secret to banishing annoying relatives to the Nether realm for good.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of laughs. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with overbearing in-laws? Join us now and let’s build a world where you call the shots – no mother-in-law interference allowed!

PixelPeepersGallery

art display, artistic expression, awkward situation, boundary issues, communication breakdown, controversial art, Cultural differences, disrespectful comments, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate jokes, judgmental behavior, lack of tact, nude photos, parental filters, personal boundaries, PixelPeepersGallery, pregnant photoshoot, privacy concerns, public decorum, social etiquette, social norms

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	857	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing naked is the truth about how awesome it is to play here!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).

Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Farms Harvested:	964
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

appearance shaming, boyfriend acceptance, boyfriend support, defending partner, disrespectful comments, emotional toll., family conflict, love is blind, partner loyalty, Personal preferences, relationship boundaries, relationship problems, self esteem, self worth, social attractiveness, societal beauty standards, societal judgment, societal pressure, standing up for boyfriend, ugly boyfriend, UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your love life? Join our server where we embrace all kinds of relationships, even if others think they’re “ugly”! Just like how people call your boyfriend ugly, they might call our server crazy – but hey, who cares what they think?

Imagine a world where you can build a castle with your cute round-faced boyfriend, surrounded by haters who just don’t get it. Show them that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our server’s creations. And if anyone tries to hate on your love or our server, tell them to go f*** themselves – just like you do in real life!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where love knows no bounds, and where being called “ugly” is just a reason to laugh. Who needs haters when you have a supportive community of gamers who understand that true beauty lies in the pixels of the game? Let’s build a world where love conquers all, and where being called an asshole is just a badge of honor. See you in the game, lovebirds!

SibSquadSillies

baby naming groups, bad name examples, confrontational situation, defensive behavior, disrespectful comments, facebook group, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, long history, name shaming, Obsessive, parenting site, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, rude behavior, sibling names, sibling relationships, SibSquadSillies, stillborn baby, weird behavior

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyCussin’Land

CraftyCussinLand, crude behavior, crude remarks, disrespectful comments, disrespectful language, explicit language, explicit remarks, foul language, inappropriate language, inappropriate remarks, obscene remarks, obscene words, offensive comments, offensive language, profane language, profane remarks, shocking comments, shocking language, shocking statements, vulgar comments, vulgar language

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff and talk about their day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear the most vulgar things you’ve ever heard in your life – we’re talking villagers cursing, creepers trash-talking, and even the Ender Dragon dropping some serious F-bombs. It’s a non-stop party of profanity and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Brothers, a group of players who have mastered the art of building with blocks. Rumor has it they once built a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for laughs. And don’t even get us started on the time they created a rollercoaster that went straight through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your life – and maybe bring some earplugs for all the colorful language you’ll be hearing!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1775
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	77
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8686	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	348295	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4555	Players Killed by Monsters:	7117
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2417
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	319483	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	190

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	1777	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!